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[Joule]

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[Joule]

Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It hurts that you guys seem to think my sexuality is a joke-- Earlier I wasn't pushed past my boiling point.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I felt bad for flying off the handle without meaning too.
Zenith: that's not what-
Zenith: okay jeez
Zenith: i'll drop it
Joule: It was just a bit of love, relax~
Zenith: (how do these two even manage to make friends)
Joule: (Joule has NO friends. Not one.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): There was no love involved, and that's the problem.
Zenith: (lies he has kade)
Joule: (Even Jenny hated him. He even had the lowest possible relationship with Grandma)
Joule: That's not true. I love everyone.
Zenith: (wow joule. WOW)
Joule: (Joule was a dick who betrayed everyone in the Hero Project in order to win.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But I don't love you, and you don't love anyone. Lying's bad.
Joule: What are you talking about? I am full of love!
Zenith: pretty sure he love's himself, at least
Joule: It is healthy to have an appreciation for your own self.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): There's a difference between love and lust.
Joule: And I have both
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, you have issues.
Joule: *laughs*
Joule: You're a funny one!
Joule: (Nathan. N a t h an.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Would Mom and Dad think so as well?
Joule: ...
Zenith: ......you did not
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is angrrrrrry.)
Zenith: (NATHAN NO)
Joule: *smile fades*
Joule: I don't give a fucking shit what they think so shut your slugging mouth.
Zenith: oh jesus christ not this again
Joule: Shut up Kade
Zenith: i think we should all shut up
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sure you don't. You're parents valued you more than anything in the world, and this is the end result?
Zenith: ....seriously nathan dont
Joule: What do you even KNOW about my parents?
Joule: They're not even worth mentioning.
Joule: So just shut your mouth.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I know that you're damn lucky to have had parents that wouldn't throw you aside!
Joule: I said SHUT IT
Zenith: .... yeah actually i agree with you on that one.
Joule: BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No! I am sick of your bullshit!
Joule: You're an idiot. You don't know anything about me so don't act like you do.
Griffin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can say that all you want, but there's a big difference between Nat and Joule, isn't there?
Joule: WHAT?
Zenith: ... shit.
Joule: *lashes out with his powers, pinning Nathan against the wall* I told you to shut it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Make me. Do your worst. *Smirks*
Joule: *forces his mouth shut*
Joule: (Well this escalated quickly...)
Zenith: for fuck sake, guys
Joule: SHUT IT Kade
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Still smirks, focusing on the area around Joule's feet and lighting a fire there*
Joule: Just stay out of it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (How long until Phoenix pops out? All around the mulberry bush--)
Zenith: fuck that, i'm not just gonna let you kill each other
Joule: *freezes the ground over putting out the fire* Nice try.
Joule: (Fun times~)
Zenith: Joule. [grabs his arm]
Joule: Just fuck off not everything concerns you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums as the flames burst out again, this time pitch black* (Dark fire: inextinguishable, burns everything completely. Even water and other fire)
Zenith: .... joule let him go
Joule: *jumps back, still keeping his hold on Nathan*
Zenith: (BAD THIS IS BAD FIRE BAD)
Joule: Back OFF
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (At least he isn't doing solar manipulation yet--)
Joule: *traps the fire in a zero oxygen sphere*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (It doesn't need oxygen--)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Dark fire is mad stuff.)
Joule: (What is even dark fire)
Zenith: (bad shit)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (It is a fire that incinerates everything and cannot be extinguished. It doesn't abide by regular rules of fire.)
Joule: (What does it burn?)
Zenith: (everything)
Joule: (the bitch)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (It doesn't even produce smoke, it just burns.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Focuses on the fire, letting it spread, starting to struggle against the wall*
Joule: *extends his hand towards the fire slowing it down in time almost to the point of a stop, his other hand aimed at Nathan, increasing the gravity on his eyes, pressing them in*
Joule: *can't keep him pinned against the wall while doing that though*
Zenith: [grits teeth at the sight of fire] you need to stop this. NOW. [grabs both of Joule's arms and yanks him back]
Zenith: (actually worried that kade might snap here guys jsyk)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I really suggest looking at phoenix's powers tho--)
Joule: (Joule can't take him, no chance. But he's gonna try~)
Joule: Slug OFF *slams Kade against the wall with his powers*
Zenith: (OH MY GOD YOU DID IT)
Joule: (IM SORRY)
Zenith: (HOW COULD YOU)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mother fucker! *Brings up a hand and aims at Joule, sending a ball of white fire at him* Don't fuckin' hurt Kade, you dick!
Zenith: (its so horrible i love it)
Freefall: (I WAS GONE LIKE 10 MINUTES)
Joule: KADE
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (People are gunna be lucky if they escape this alive--)
Griffin: (GENUINELY WORRIED HERE)
Zenith: [loud crunch as he hits the wall, and then the floor]
Joule: *falls back*
Joule: ....
Zenith: (YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED)
Joule: *shit*
Freefall: (well fuck me, they've out sadded us dax)
Joule: *ignores Nathan and rushes to Kade's side*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You fucking idiot! Take your anger out on everyone around ya, why don'tcha?
Joule: Kade...?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Waves his hand and the dark fire vanishes*
Joule: (You two we have a Koule playlist)
Zenith: [twitches, then weakly shoves Joule back]...that fucking hurt you asshole
Joule: ....
Joule: I....
Joule: ....
Joule: *mumble* I didn't mean to.
Freefall: (I'm just going to go find the koule playlist, i'mma let the rest of you finish)
Joule: (http://8tracks.com/joulethebest/the-koul...
Zenith: ...yeah. [glances at Nathan] can you not burn the place down while im incapacitated? thanks.
Waistcoat joined the chat
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No promises.
Joule: Hey waistcoat
Griffin: (welcome to the madness, waistcoat ha ha a)
Joule: ...
Joule: *mumble* I'm sorry.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Heyo!)
Joule: *kneels by his side*
Waistcoat: *grabs a seat and popcorn* (This gonna be gooood)
Waistcoat joined the chat
Joule: You... you should have stayed out of it.
Zenith: [laughs, then winces] and let hot shot over there cook you alive? yeah, no.
Joule: I could have handled myself *frowns*
Zenith: [struggles to sit up] suuuuuuure.
Zenith: i think you broke my ribs. just saying.
Knight: heLLO //late ))
Joule: ...
Joule: *looks down*
Joule: (hey knight~)
Joule: You shouldn't have interfered.
Joule: What do you even care what happens to me.
Zenith: so you keep saying. you're welcome for keeping you from getting yourself killed, by the way.
Zenith: ....can someone help me up please
Zenith: .....joule dont
Joule: Oh yeah? Why not?
Joule: Honestly you should have just left me alone.
Joule: Also you shouldn't move. We'll get someone here to heal you.
Griffin: -puts himself up to the task and walks cautiously over to help Kade up-
Griffin: (OK NVM)
Joule: Moving someone who may be bleeding internally can be dangerous.
Knight: :'^C oh nooo ))
Zenith: you know me better than that.
Zenith: and uh
Zenith: i dont think its that bad
Zenith: ....really.
Zenith: [coughs]
Joule: Just shut up and stay put.
Zenith: ow.
Zenith: oh so, you dont listen to me, but i have to listen to you?
Zenith: pfft
Joule: Can someone find one of our healing heroes?
Joule: Will you stop TALKING for a few minutes?
Zenith: no.
Joule: You're unBEARABLE
Zenith: good.
Joule: Dunno why I'm even sleeping with you.
Zenith: yeah yeah, i ask myself the same thing all the time. [tries to get up anyway]
Joule: I said don't move!
Zenith: i know you did, im just not listening.
Zenith: (WHAT ARE YOU, AND EIGHT YEAR OLD)
Zenith: (*an)
Waistcoat: (Shit, out of popcorn)
Griffin: (omg waistcoat)
Zenith: (enjoying yourself over there?)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh so much drama.)
Joule: *puts an arm behind his back for support* You're an idiot!
Joule: Nathan is there anyone around who can heal Kade?
Zenith: ugh seriously it's not that bad.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I... I don't know.
Zenith: ive had worse, jeez.
Joule: Stop trying to act tough.
Zenith: im not.
Joule: You don't need to.
Zenith: shut up i said im fine
Zenith: nathan, youre not allowed to try and cry on me
Joule: *runs hand through his hair, stressed, and guilty*
Zenith: ok
Zenith: [sighs]
Zenith: joule. its not that bad. stop beating yourself up.
Joule: I'm not! It's not my fault!
Joule: You should have stayed out of it like I warned you!
Zenith: [glares]
Zenith: okay then, next time i'll just let him incinerate you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I wasn't going to incinerate him. *Snaps*
Joule: It's not your job to look after me
Joule: I can take care of myself.
Joule: I don't need your help.
Joule: I don't need you.
Zenith: (JOULE)
Joule: (FUCKING JOULE I AM SORRY HE IS ANGRY AT HIMSELF AND FEELS AWFUL AND IS LASHING OUT)
Zenith: ....yeah. kinda got that. [shoves joule away and leans against wall]
Zenith: same here.
Joule: ...
Joule: *gets up*
Joule: I'm going to go get the doctor
Zenith: whatever.
Joule: (I am assuming the mansion definitely has a medical facility)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I'd hope so!)
Joule: *walks away*
Zenith: (yes that'd be a requirement id think)
Zenith: (even with team mates with healing powers)
Joule: *slams hand against the wall as he does so, force rippling through it and shattering the sliding glass doors*
Knight: D^: )
Zenith: ..... [mumbles] dick.
Zenith: okay, seriously. stop staring.
Joule: *goes and gets a doctor and makes sure Kade is looked after well, but doesn't face him himself*
Zenith: (J O U L E)
Joule: (how did it even c o m e to this)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Sorry?)
Zenith: (joule's fault probably hAH)
Joule: (he has issues)
Zenith: (big ones)

[Joule]

Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I like how the whole blog thing ruined your pool party. mwahaha
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): NIGHT!!!
Zenith: its ok we're gonna have our own party
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I already feel the innuendo.
Zenith: [grins]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Heavy sighing*
Joule: goodnight!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): There is no hope.
Joule: None at all.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I blame you.
Joule: D:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're like the beacon of sex stuff in this group. You're going to spread your influence to everyone and they'll all be busy having sex so no one can stop the villains.
Zenith: maybe he can weaponise it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): We could use it against the villains-- But if they reproduce, that is a problem.
Joule: We could distract them with sex
Joule: We could distract them with sex
Joule: And then kill them.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Gunna suck if they're asexual though.
Joule: Then we can sexually harass them
Joule: And kill them when they are distracted
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're tendency towards killing villains is rather distrubing.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): disturbing*
Herald joined the chat
Herald: Morning
Zenith: can you kill someone with sex?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes, actually.
Joule: Hey
Joule: Oh yeah. I guess it's illegal to kill them.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If they have a bad heart and you really know what to do, they can orgasm then pass away.
Joule: But really it would be the logical thing to do.
Joule: Stop them from causing more trouble and all.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Villains are people to. They deserve a second chance to right their wrongs.
Herald: Hi! Omg some explain what happened to the blog???!
Joule: I
Zenith: hAH
Joule: I dont even
Zenith: no idea
Zenith: and uh
Zenith: no.
Zenith: no they don't.
Joule: That's bull they deserve nothing.
Joule: How are they supposed to right their wrongs through the Devoid anyway?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not all villains started out that way. They are victims of circumstance, and killing them makes us no better. They can be rehabilitated.
Joule: The hell they can.
Zenith: don't be stupid. they forfeited that right by becoming villains.
Joule: They should just wipe everyone in the Devoid out and reduce the chances of an uprising.
Zenith: seriously, why do we even have a place like that?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Then by that logic, we should kill everyone in prison.
Zenith: waste of resources.
Joule: Wasn't that what I just said.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, I mean everyone. Even the kid in there for stealing.
Joule: That's different.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): How?
Zenith: villains arent ordinary prisoners
Joule: Exactly.
Joule: Murder is the ultimate crime.
Joule: Chaos. Disorder. Evil things.
Zenith: they terrorists, murderers, people who would go right back to doing the exact same thing that landed them in there if they got out.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not all villains have committed murder, and by killing them, we are murdering them.
Zenith: *they're
Joule: (Joule. Your parents are in the devoid. Both of them)
Zenith: fight fire with fire.
Joule: Yeah
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, don't.
Zenith: (this h u r t s m e)
Joule: Just bring the death penalty back
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I know from experience, fire does not defeat fire.
Joule: See how many villains chicken out.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The death penalty would mean anyone who has ever committed a crime is eligible.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Villain or petty theif.
Zenith: tch, dont be so literal, its a damn metaphor
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): thief*
Joule: Not really.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): A damn metaphor that doesn't work.
Zenith: people in the devoid are not people.
Zenith: period.
Joule: Exactly.
Zenith: so there's no issue with killing them
Zenith: (k A D E)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The Millennial Group was in the Devoid.
Joule: What Kade said.
Joule: They were idiots.
Zenith: [shrugs]
Zenith: so?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The Sound and Fury were in the Devoid.
Joule: So?
Zenith: your point being?
Herald: (Jfc)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): There are times where people get put in there by accident.
Joule: Some sacrifices need to be made for the greater good.
Zenith: they were dumb enough to get themselves in there in the first place.
Joule: A few lives don't mean anything before the greater good.
Joule: Yeah.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, no sacrifices are needed for the greater good.
Joule: (Does Kade know about Joule's parents)
Zenith: if youre wrongly accused, you dont just let yourself get fucking arrested
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Death does not equate to good in anyway.
Zenith: (nOT YET NO)
Joule: That's a very naive, childish way of looking at things.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, it's common sense.
Joule: The hell it is
Joule: Common sense says that more people are killed by villains every day than there are innocents in the devoid.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If it's for the 'greater' good, anyone with powers should be put to death so that it's ensured that no villains ever emerge.
Joule: So statistically speaking it would be logical to kill them
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Especially infinis.
Zenith: kill a few villains, save more lives.
Joule: Now you're just exaggerating it.
Zenith: that's ridiculous
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? Because not too long ago, that was the plan.
Joule: Hey there are some of us who use our infini powers for the greater good!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Do you think the Meek would care?
Zenith: infini powereds and the meek dont have anything to do with killing villains
Joule: Yeah the Meek is gone now.
Joule: You're generalising
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If we're killing villains, people are going to start thinking that anyone with powers should be killed. If we're killing villains to get ahead of the game, we better go the full way.
Joule: There is no reason to kill infini powereds.
Joule: Besides, not all villains have powers.
Zenith: people know the difference between villains and heroes
Zenith: its kinda obvious
Joule: Exactly
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can alter physics, and I can control fire that can destroy anything. How are those not potentially dangerous to the general populace?
Joule: (pats Kade and Joule. My two naive babies)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Heroes go bad all the time.
Joule: Well hey, some of us can control our powers.
Joule: (SHIT SON)
Zenith: (WOW JOULE)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (RUN.)
Zenith: [rolls eyes]
Joule: Oh nothing nothing.
Zenith: not again
Herald: (Omfg)
Joule: Just saying. There isn't a chance of me going dark-side ever.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? Just saying?
Joule: My power does more good than harm.
Zenith: can't we have one damn argument without it turning into you two fighting?
Joule: We're not fighting.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You risk the chances of a full nuclear winter every time you alter molecules-- Pretty dangerous.
Zenith: uh huh. not yyet youre not.
Joule: Just having a... heated conversation. wink
Zenith: oh my god
Joule: I don't risk anything, I can control my powers.
Joule: I know what I'm doing.
Joule: I know it may be difficult concept for you to grasp. But I can actually control them.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I have a degree in Physics and Chemistry. I know what you're doing as well.
Joule: (holy shit Joule you are such a douchebag)
Zenith: (joule srsly)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And I can control my powers just fine, thank you.
Joule: Uh huh.
Joule: Careful you're kinda burning the ground.
Joule: Hot feet?
Zenith: [head in hands] why does this always happen
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Actually, I'm fairly cool today.
Herald: (I kinda love Nathan ;vwink
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I'm glad to hear that.)
Joule: (I love Nathan too)
Zenith: (bless him for calling joule and kade out on their shit)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's a true Hero--)
Joule: (Isnt he supposed to go dark side)
Zenith: (thats what makes it more tragic)
Joule: *forces a smile* Shall we just agree to disagree?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yeah, what Z said.)
Herald: (Yes. Hahaha. A lot better than arayda would handle them anyway)
Joule: Like civilised folk?~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And what is it we would be agreeing to disagree on?
Zenith: please just leave it that that you two
Herald: Ok brb. Gonna get my butt outta bed btw did movie night work out??
Joule: To each have our own opinions on villains.
Zenith: hAH
Joule: AHAHA
Joule: ha
Joule: ha
Joule weeps
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You mean people?
Joule: I mean people who turned into villains
Herald: Omg -pats joule-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You don't stop being a person just because you go dark.
Zenith: no, you kinda do.
Joule: Yeah. You do.
Joule: (am I going to)
Joule: (am I)
Joule: (going to)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, you don't. If you were to become a villain right now, you would still be a human.
Zenith: (oh my god what are you doing)
Zenith: human doesnt equal personhood
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes it does, Kade.
Joule: GG: Hey guys sorry to barge in right now, haha even though it is my house, it's yours now, but you have mail and I thought I'd bring it over and see what you were up to!
Zenith: no it really doesnt
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's called humanity.
Zenith: (OH MY GOD)
Zenith: (YOU DIDNT)
Zenith: (no HOW COULD YOU)
Joule: (Im s o r r y)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Looks at GG, blinking*
Zenith: ... [sighs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (What?)
Joule: I'll have to agree with Kad- Hey GG.
Zenith: let's just agree to drop this, alright? - sup, G- this arguing is getting us nowhere.
Joule: GG: Got a bag of fanmail. I separated them into separate files depending on who they're addressed to, you don't have to thank me, oh okay go on then if you insist~
Zenith: (v E R Y B A D T H I N G )
Zenith: (YOU WILL SEE)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, if you two ever kill someone while on this team...
Joule: GG: Woah, morbid subject much?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Scared*)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): A bit. *Huffs*
Joule: GG: Let me lighten up the mood a bit for you Joule! You've got letters!
Joule: I always have fanmail.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh, is this what I think it is?)
Zenith: (oh god oh god oh god)
Joule: (y e s)
Joule: GG: No not fanmail! Letters! You have a box of them!
Joule: *blink* What?
Zenith: wonder if there's anything for me- wait what
Joule: Must be for someone else.
Joule: GG: No no, Nathaniel Prescott Ampere.
Zenith: joule who the hell is sending you letters
Zenith: letters
Joule: ....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Joule, are you okay?
Joule: I don't know. *turns away* I don't have anyone who would write to me. Must be spam. Throw them away.
Joule: GG: Yes. Spam. Spam from Mr And Mrs Ampere. So much spam. A whole box of it.
Joule: *tenses*
Zenith: .... joule. who are these from?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey. *Puts a hand on Joule's shoulder, confused* It can't be that bad, can it?
Joule: GG: I thought you would be happy! What with the new law where people can send letters from the Devoid and all! Looks like they'd been writing these for years, waiting for when they would be able to give them to you!
Zenith: ...
Zenith: uh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh...
Zenith: w-wait
Zenith: what?
Joule: GG: *hands him one of the letters* Look!
Joule: *takes it and looks at it*
Joule: *increases its temperature until it burns*
Joule: I don't want them.
Joule: Throw them out.
Zenith: ...joule what the hell
Joule: GG: WHAAAAT?!?!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Joule... Don't you wanna know what they say?
Joule: I don't care.
Joule: GG: But they're your parents!!
Zenith: what the actual fuck joule, how can you not care?
Joule: Not anymore they're not.
Joule: I don't have parents.
Joule: So just get rid of them okay?!
Herald joined the chat
Joule: GG D:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Frowns* You can't just abandon them because they're in the Devoid.
Joule: (heey Herald0
Herald: & back~
Joule: Yes I can.
Zenith: (welcome to the sad train)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Welcome back!)
Joule: They are murderers. Mass murderers.
Joule: They don't deserve my time.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): They're still your parents.
Herald: (omg joule)
Zenith: but- joule jesus christ they're your parents
Joule: No they're NOT.
Zenith: yes they are!
Joule: Will you two just DROP it?
Joule: I don't care about them.
Zenith: what the HELL is wrong with you?!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, Joule-- You can't just say that. If you didn't care, you wouldn't have burnt that letter.
Joule: GG: I can't just get rid of all of these!
Joule: Then I CAN DO IT FOR YOU
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Joule, no. GG, just put them somewhere else.
Joule: GG: *holds the box away in horror*
Joule: GG: Okay...
Joule: Tsk
Joule: Fine
Joule: I don't care.
Joule: Do whatever you want with them
Zenith: how can you not care about this?
Joule: because i dont care about them
Joule: i dont care
Joule: i do n t
Zenith: (OH FUCK)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Aren't you even curious as to what they have to say?
Joule: why do you even care so much mind your own slugging business
Zenith: (LOUD CONCERN)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Because I know what it's like to not actually have parents.
Zenith: [stares at joule for a moment]
Jacquine: Um....
Zenith: ... they've been writing to you this entire time.
Zenith: knowing that you wouldn't be able to read them.
Herald: (arayda probably will just stay the slugger out of this convo because she probably belongs in the devoid hahahaha)
Zenith: but they still did it
Jacquine: E-excuse me...
Joule: i dont have parents either
Jacquine: Mr.GG....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, you have parents. Those letters are proof.
Joule: shut up
Zenith: how the fuck do you not care about- OH MY GOD.
Joule: shut up shut up s h u t u p
Joule: *rubs his head*
Joule: its none of your business none of it okay why are you still questioning me about this it wasnt my fault okay it wasnt my fault
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I know it's not your fault, Joule.
Joule: l e a v e m e a l o n e
Zenith: ....nathan.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, got it. *Backs off*
Zenith: nathan i think we should shut up.
Joule: *muttering* it wasnt my fault
Joule: i didnt know
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Mumbles* He needs to talk about it though.
Joule: so just shut up it wasnt okay it wasnt
Zenith: yeah. yeah, i know. just... leave him alone.
Joule: no he doesnt he doesnt need to talk about anything especially not with you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs, shaking his head*
Joule: [fists clenched'
Herald: -sighs at boys while she collects own fanmail-
Zenith: h-hey... [reaches out to him]
Joule: *mumble* They deserve to be in there they are not my parents any more i am not related to them. *turns away and walks*
Jacquine: *Follows Herald shakily*
Zenith: no, nat- fuck.
Joule: *flinches away from Kade*
Zenith: [sighs and runs hands through hair]
Herald: -pats jacquine-
Joule: what
Joule: what do you want
Zenith: nothing. just go, alright?
Joule: *walks away*
Jacquine: *Whispers to Herald* I do wish there was a way to make them smile...
Zenith: [waits until he's sure joule is out of the room]
Joule: BLESS YOU JACQUINE YOU LOVELY PERSON
Zenith: ....can't believe what i said earlier.
Zenith: (BLESS HER OMG)
Jacquine: (Whut?)
Herald: (OMG ;vwink
Herald: jacquine <3
Joule: *shuts himself in his room*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So now you change your mind?
Jacquine: (What did she do?)
Zenith: (such a sweetheart)
Joule: (She is lovely)
Zenith: ... yeah.
Herald: ...just leave them alone.
Zenith: ugh, FUCK. [angrily punches wall]
Joule: GG: So. Um.
Zenith: [lights flicker]
Joule: GG: What should I do with these?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Huffs and moves away from Kade* Calm down.
Joule: GG: *holds up box of letters*
Zenith: [sighs, then holds hands out to GG]
Jacquine: *Whimpers*
Zenith: i'll take them.
Joule: GG: You sure?
Jacquine: It is for...the best...
Zenith: yeah. someone's gotta make sure he doesnt burn them
Zenith: and if he changes his mind...
Zenith: [shrugs]
Joule: GG: Okay... but if he asks I'll tell him you threatened my life to get them.
Zenith: [snorts] sure, G
Joule: GG: It's GG. Are to Gs too much for you to handle?
Joule: GG: [hands him the letters]
Zenith: pfft, sorry. nicknaming. it's a habit [takes the box of letters]
Jacquine: *Excitedly* Do you want to make flower crowns with me, Madam Herald?
Joule: (He's going to read them isnt he)
Zenith: (totally gonna read them)
Joule: (nosy)
Jacquine: (that's not going to end well)
Herald: -stares at jacquine- No, thanks.
Zenith: (and desperate to get some of what he missed out on)
Joule: *wants to scream into his pillow*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Looks over at the pile of fanmail* It's all sorted to who's is who, yeah?
Joule: *just sits on his bed instead*
Jacquine: *Pouting* Can I...make one for you?
Joule: GG: Yeah
Joule: *Does... nothing. Just. Sits.*
Joule: *emotionless expression*
Zenith: i'm gonna...go put these somewhere. talk to you guys later. [leaves with the box]
Herald: ....
Herald: ............
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hm. Later.
Zenith: [stashes the box in his room]
Herald: -twitches- whatever.
Joule: *sitting there*
Joule: *sitting*
Zenith: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Joule: *slowly all the furniture begins to foat*
Joule: *float
Zenith: [leaves room to go to joule's, stopping outside the door.]
Joule: *the floating effect spreads to the rest of the mansion*
Jacquine: *Happy* Yay, I will make it as pretty as you are, Madam Herald.
Joule: *rugs are floating up slowly, even the water in the pool*
Jacquine: *Curtsy and skips off to the gardens humming*
Zenith: [sighs as he sees a lamp floating] great.
Joule: (ACTUAL MAGIC CARPET YOU GUYs)
Zenith: this is gonna go great
Herald: ...pretty? -heaves sigh-
Zenith: [knocks on joule's door]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Floating microwave... I think I hear the training room calling my name--
Joule: ...
Joule: *all the floating objects drop*
Joule: Who is it? ^^
Zenith: ...Kade.
Joule: Come in~
Zenith: [hesitates, then opens the door and goes in, closing the door behind him]
Zenith: hey.
Zenith: you, uh. you okay?
Joule: Hello darling! *wide smile on his face*
Zenith: [stares at him for a moment]
Joule: Sorry, the room is a bit of a mess! I wasn't expecting you~
Zenith: ....uh...
Joule: How can I help you? ^^
Zenith: wow, you got over that pretty quick.
Joule: Got over what? ^^
Zenith: the...thing. letters.
Zenith: ...your parents.
Joule: Oh that! *waves his hand* It's nothing! Anyway...
Joule: What's for dinner?
Knight joined the chat
Joule: *forced smile gets wider*
Joule: (yo knight)
Joule: (Welcome to heartbreak ville)
Zenith: that was not nothing
Joule: Oh? Nothing good to eat?
Knight: i accidentally clicked outta the tab i guess??)
Joule: That's a shame.
Joule: We could order!
Jacquine: (hello)
Joule: (My internet keeps dying and coming back
Zenith: [frustrated huff]
Joule: (But I have done the tab thing too before)
Joule: What do you fancy?~
Herald: wb~
Jacquine: *Comes back holding a basket of flower crowns*
Zenith: stop, just- stop. what the hell is going on with you right now?
Jacquine: Salute, Madam Herald, I have your crown~
Joule: Stop? Awww... you aren't hungry? No no it's cool I get it. Sometimes I'm not hungry either
Joule: Though I am always hungry for you wink
Joule: *tries to kiss him*
Zenith: uughhh i am so not in the mood for this right now
Joule: (Joule baby n o)
Zenith: [shoves him away]
Joule: *smile falters for a moment*
Joule: *forces it back on* Not in the mood? Or playing hard to get?
Herald: do i have to wear one?? -takes one out of solidarity-
Jacquine: *pulls it away* Non
Joule: (go on Herald it will suit you
Zenith: don't, fucking don't. [holds him back at arm's length]
Joule: Don't what, darling?
Jacquine: *Goes down on one knee holding the flower crown in both hands*
Zenith: drop this god damn act and explain to me what in actual hell just went on
Herald: (SCREAMS JACQUINE)
Jacquine: A real queen must have coronation~
Zenith: (OMG JACQUINE)
Joule: What makes you feel entitled to an explanation? ^^
Joule: (SMOOTH OPERATOR)
Jacquine: (To her she's just playing pretend)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Jacquine, you're cuteness will kill someone someday)
Herald: .... alright. -sighs- (PLEASE TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN, ARAYDA LIKES IT HAHAHAHA)
Herald: (Dang, Jacquine. <3)
Jacquine: *Holds the crown further up the way a peasant would present a gift*
Zenith: you just... snapped in front of everyone. and now you're acting like nothing happened.
Joule: So?
Zenith: 'so'? 'so'?!
Herald: -bends down awkwardly-
Joule: *shrugs*
Zenith: is that all youre gonna come out with?!
Joule: Why should I explain myself to you?
Joule: You're just a stranger. We are simply having sex. That's all.
Joule: (N O BABY)
Zenith: (J O U L E)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Joule's on a fuck up spree today.)
Herald: (omg)
Zenith: [stares at him blankly]
Jacquine: (HOOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET)
Jacquine: For you, my queen~
Joule: go away
Joule: leave me alone
Zenith: no- no you're gonna listen to what i have to say whether you like it or not.
Joule: Oh yeah? And why is that?
Herald: -wears crown-
Joule: What do you even care?
Herald: ....thanks
Zenith: someone needs to hammer some sense into that fucking thick skull of yours, now shut the hell up
Joule: ...
Jacquine: *Gets up giggling*
Joule: just get back to your own life Kade
Herald: -is fiddling awkwardly with crown- ...what? -glares-
Zenith: [trying very hard not to yell at him] no.
Joule: Mine is none of your BUSINESS!
Jacquine: You look so beautiful, Madam Herald.
Joule: (Jacquine let me cuddle you)
Jacquine: *smiling* You look just like a true queen~
Joule: Everyone else seems to get it and leaves me alone, so why don't YOU?
Zenith: it's my business if i say it is! your parents are in the devoid but they still give a damn about you. they've been writing to you, they care about you, then you just burn the fucking letter, lose your shit and then pretend like nothing happened?!
Jacquine: It is of your taste, yes?
Herald: -mumbles- ...yeah.
Joule: Yeah. Well. What if I DO? What do you CARE?
Zenith: i would give ANYTHING to have what you have!
Joule: After all, people in the devoid aren't people anymore. Isn't that right?
Jacquine: I am so happy~
Joule: (I am n o t)
Zenith: no- no, shut- shut the fuck up. i was wrong. alright?
Jacquine: *Hugs* Was that not fun, Madam Herald?
Joule: No you weren't. You were right.
Herald: ...whatever -pats her back stiffly-
Zenith: no, i wasnt
Joule: They aren't my parents anymore. Just let it go.
Joule: (Let it gooooo)
Herald: (omg people getting on arayda's good side hahahaha)
Joule: (CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOORE)
Joule: (I kinda ship it)
Herald: ( lol me too )
Zenith: no! my mother is dead, and dad as good as- yours are both alive and they still give a shit.
Zenith: how can you not care about that?!
Joule: You don't know ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!
Zenith: i know that they still LOVE THEIR SON!
Jacquine: *Lets go, Pulls out another flower crown and places it on her own head*
Joule: YES WELL LOVE IS STUPID
Joule: LOVING PEOPLE CAUSES NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
Herald: ( hnngggh jacquine ; v ; -makes grabby hands- )
Jacquine: See? Now we are both queens~
Joule: I DONT WANT IT.
Zenith: YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN WHO LOVES YOU, YOU ASSHOLE
Joule: THEY WERE SELFISH IDIOTS.
Herald: -tries to hide her smile-
Joule: AND THEIR STUPIDITY CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF AN ENTIRE CITY.
Joule: YEAH.
Joule: THE SLOTH INCIDENT?
Joule: CITY WIPED OFF THE MAN?
Herald: (how many people have parent issues here?? lol)
Joule: RING A BELL?
Jacquine: (you would be surprised)
Zenith: the fuck does that have to do with any-
Joule: FOURTEEN YEARS AGO? YEAH. THEM.
Zenith: ...oh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (In one corner we have angst, and the other, happiness. Wonderful. everyone had issues with their parents.)
Joule: (Many.)
Joule: Because they were STUPID!
Herald: (Arayda seems like the only one who's half-moved on from hers LOL)
Zenith: that... that was you?
Zenith: and your parents?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Someone needs to slap Nathan sometime--)
Joule: ....
Jacquine: *Smiles at Herald*
Joule: (Nooo Nathan bby I love you)
Joule: Yeah.
Joule: GREAT loving parents they wer.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yeah, but it's needed.)
Jacquine: (The perfect boxing ring)
Herald: -coughs- ...i'm going.
Zenith: ...they didn't do that because they were stupid, Nat. they did it to protect you.
Joule: DESTROYED A WHOLE CITY JUST BECAUSE THEIR STUPID CHILD MANAGED TO GET ITSELF CAPTURED BY THE VILLAIN.
Jacquine: E-Excuse me, Madam Herald
Joule: THAT'S PRETTY STUPID.
Herald: what now?
Jacquine: *Nervously* C-Can I ask you a question...
Joule: The LOGICAL thing to do would be to PUT THE LIFE OF THOUSANDS BEFORE A SINGLE ONE. IF THEY REALLY CARED. THEY WOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT. THEY DESTROYED A CITY. A WHOLE CITY KADE. HOW DO YOU THINK THAT FEELS. HOW.
Zenith: they saved you, they loved you.
Joule: H-how?
Zenith: FUCK LOGIC
Herald: ....... spit it out.
Joule: Saved me for WHAT?
Zenith: [is quiet for a moment]
Jacquine: Do....you like me...?
Joule: THEY RUINED THEIR LIVES AND THOSE OF THOUSANDS. How am I supposed to live for ALL OF THEM Kade? H-how am I? For everyone who died? So one person could live? What could I ever possibly do to make it worth it?
Herald: (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -lies on floor-)
Joule: IT doesn't even MATTER. Because they're DEAD.
Herald: ............... No. I don't.
Joule: (HERALD D: )
Herald: (LIES ARAYDA LIES)
Jacquine: *sadly* Then...we are friends...?
Joule: I don't want that kind of love. I don't WANT it.
Jacquine: (waait)
Zenith: ... i would trade places with you in a heartbeat.
Jacquine: (Hold up)
Jacquine: (typo)
Zenith: (kaDE)
Herald: (hahaha XD)
Joule: You can HAVE them
Jacquine: *Sadly* Then...we are not....friends?
Joule: I don't want anyone to love me.
Jacquine: (Sorry)
Joule: It just creates complications.
Herald: ...I don't need friends.
Zenith: FINE.
Zenith: fine.
Knight: ouch )
Knight: 2nd time today)
Joule: *shaking*
Jacquine: (everyone is just punching her heart!)
Knight: bless her omg)
Herald: (jacquine is so cute ;OOOOwink
Joule: (I'll be your friend Jacquine D: )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Sorry. >​.<wink
Jacquine: I...understand...
Herald: lol nathan did you do the same to her?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (But all of Nathan's past friends ended up well done.)
Knight: :^O )
Joule: ( a h a h a)
Zenith: [hand already going to the door]
Jacquine: *slowly takes flower crown off her head and holds it up to her chest*
Zenith: (WOW NOT COOL)
Joule: (well done, Nathan)
Joule: [no don't go...]
Herald: (owww bby jacquine)
Joule: [imlonely]
Jacquine: I am...confused...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I'm lonely too--)
Herald: -takes off her crown- you can have it back.......... sorry.
Joule: *says nothing as he watches him go*
Zenith: ....im sorry. for what it's worth.
Joule: ....
Joule: yes well
Joule: its not worth much
Joule: (ffff)
Zenith: [scoffs]
Zenith: yeah. yeah, fuck you, too.
Zenith: [leaves]
Herald: (well this chat got pretty depressing)
Jacquine: *Shaking her head* Please....It is my gift...to you
Joule: Whatever.
Jacquine: (that's what happens with angst ridden characters)
Herald: ...alright.
Knight: :'^c )
Zenith: (im going to thrOW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE)
Herald: well it makes good reality 3v -shot-
Jacquine: *gently smiling a little* Thank you...
Joule: (This is the first time I have an angst ridden character my characters are usually so HAPPY and I just- w h y Nat. Why)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yup. Nothing but angst and sitting around watching as angst unfolds.)
Jacquine: (You can actually pin point the moment her heart breaks)
Herald: -simpers- i'm going to go now

[Zenith]

Herald: exactly
Herald: okay~
Herald: -beats him up-
Zenith: thanks arayda
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I really wanna ship Nathan with somebody that he'll love so much that when they're on their deathbed, he actually cries and heals them and happy ending, yay!
Zenith: youre so nice
Jacquine: Please don't result to violence
Zenith: omfG
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Please don't beat Kade up--
Jacquine: Just a gentle poke on the head will do
Zenith: you can poke me with whatever you like, arayda
Urban: naTHAn is the most deserving of love tbh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I work hard to make sure he doesn't die of injuries, and you're making my job harder--
Urban: given all the angst u put him through
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oops?)
Zenith: yeah but you love looking after me
Jacquine: Yeah and guess who tried to give him love last time
Jacquine: >: (
Herald: -hesitates but continues- I SLUGGING DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU ANNOYING RAT.
Urban: oMFg
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, but it's not exactly a good thing that I have to look after you 24/7.
Zenith: maybe im doing it on purpose
Jacquine: I mean't Jacquine!
Zenith: (laughs because he actually is)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know, there are probably better ways of having me around other than almost dying on a daily basis--
Herald: poor sweet jacquine
Zenith: (omg no we dont talk about thAT IT BROKE MY HEART)
Jacquine: She had her heart ripped out twice in a row
Jacquine: in one sitting
Herald: </3
Zenith: yeah but this is the most effective
Jacquine: Well
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (She tried to imply she was his friend without really knowing him-- It was bound to happen.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You haven't even tried any other methods.
Herald: Arayda's just an asshat.
Zenith: im open to suggestions
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You could always ask or something instead of picking fights with Arayda and peeing on cats.
Freefall: pssttt I ship Arayda and Luca
Zenith: hey the cat thing was a dumb idea okay i admit that
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And the Arayda idea is any better?
Zenith: .....yes?
Herald: Yes ship the thing more so it can magically happen. -chantsandmakesvoodoo-
Herald: LOL KADE
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs, running a hand through his hair* How is that any better?
Herald: She'd probably get rid of that weiner of his if she could.
Zenith: please dont, i need that
Zenith: i already nearly lost it to a cat
Herald: You're probably better off without it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Please don't cut it off. We'd never hear the end of it.
Zenith: eh i could probably get a replacement
Zenith: maybe a robot one
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You wouldn't be able to feel anything.
Zenith: not the point
Herald: no libido
Zenith: robodick
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The nerves would be completely gone and damaged-- *Sighs*
Urban: i leave for all of 2 minutes and this is what i return to
Herald: i think he'll understand once it happens
Herald: hahahaha
Herald: np~ ;D
Zenith: hey now just cause im open to alternatives, doesnt mean i actually want to lose my dick
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But back to the point I was trying to make; stop picking fights with people--
Zenith: tch, youre not fun
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm plenty of fun. I just like having to listen to you whine when I have to swab your dick with disinfectant.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's painful to think about. That can't feel nice--
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): just don't*
Zenith: ....yeah okay
Zenith: point taken
Urban: i cant believe were actually discussing this
Urban: and by we i mean you
Zenith: what, my dick?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So are you going to stop picking pointless fights?
Zenith: [huffs]
Urban: close enough to what i meant sure
Zenith: yes okay fine
Flora: swabbing dicks with disinfectant is kind of scaring
Flora: *scary wtf
Griffin joined the chat
Jacquine: 'm working on something that will cheer you up
Jacquine: Oh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm very happy to hear that, Kade. *Pats his head*
Zenith: [grumbles] yeah yeah
Zenith: hey
Urban laughs under his breath
Zenith: hey cutie pie
Zenith: if you dont wanna hear me talking about my dick
Zenith: would you rather i showed you instead
Urban: you disgust me
Herald: there's not much to see
Griffin: wow what did i come back to LOL
Urban: oh shit
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kaaaade, I thought I just got you to agree not to pick fights--
Zenith: [snorts]
Urban: nicE
Zenith: im NOT
Zenith: it was a genuine offer
Zenith: arayda is being mean
Zenith: tell her off
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): A genuine offer that will get your dick on a silver platter.
Jacquine: I dunno
Jacquine: It's best not to get involved
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And probably force fed to you, if Arayda has any say.
Herald: i'm just being honest
Zenith: ...well that's just disturbing
Herald: i'll keep that in mind, nathan.
Zenith: NATHAN YOU GAVE HER IDEAS
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes, it is. So how about you only flirt with people who will appreciate it?
Urban: nice one nathan
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Do not do that Arayda, or I will set you on fire.
Herald: whatever
Zenith: [groans like a moody five year old]
Zenith: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin​e
Herald: as long as he goes down with me
Zenith: i can go down on y-
Zenith: uh
Zenith: i mean
Zenith: nOTHING
Urban: wow
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): See? Is it really that hard to agree to doing sensible things?
Zenith: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
Herald: -glares-
Urban: you continually manage to fuck yourself over dont you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Steps between Kade and Arayda, just in case*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're trying, and that's all that matters.
Zenith: aww, thanks hot shot
Herald: one more stupid word and i'll make nathan's idea a reality.
Urban: im all for arayda doing her thing really
Zenith: im hurt, cutie
Zenith: really
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Urban, you're not helping here--
Urban: hey im always helping
Herald: -smirks-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, the wrong side. *Pouts* We gotta be supportive of Kade.
Zenith: ...um.
Zenith: wow
Urban: i dont think i want to support anything kade does really
Zenith: that's actually really nice of you
Zenith: thanks, nathan
Herald: i agree.
Zenith: and no, not you cutie
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's no problem, Kade.
Urban: stOP CALLing me that
Zenith: but whyyy~
Zenith: you are cute.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I think you should stop calling him 'cutie', Kade. He doesn't like it.
Zenith: [rolls eyes]
Urban: shut the fuck up kade
Zenith: but then i have to think of another nickname
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Even if you think it's true, it's still considered sexual harassment.
Zenith: uGH you suck
Zenith: both of you
Zenith: [pouts]
Urban: nah im great
Flora: I didn't know your name was cutie, Urban.....
Zenith: HAH SEE
Urban: look what youve done now you colossal fuckwad
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey, I'm just trying to keep you from getting physically assaulted by Urban.
Zenith: hahahHAHAHA
Herald: the sound of his own voice is annoying. can i just kill him now?
Urban: plEAse
Flora: i think i'm missing something
Zenith: libra, i like you
Zenith: we're gonna get along great
Herald: -grabs for kade-
Urban: i think its in your best interest to leave while you still can libra
Zenith: [back pedals out of the way]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blocks Arayda* Come on, deep breaths...
Flora: why...he seems nice!
Flora: i think
Flora: maybe
Urban: no. no no no
Zenith: yeah, yeah im real nice
Zenith: dont listen to them, libra
Urban: no
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade can be nice, he's just very flirtatious.
Zenith: theyre lying
Urban: please for the love of all that is good ignore everything kade says to you
Zenith: im super nice and also awesome
Urban: blatant lies
Herald: I WANT HIS SLUGGING CORPSE!
Zenith: wow i didn't know you were into necrophilia
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Arayda, please calm down. He's not doing anything to provoke you!
Flora: you want....his corpse? like his dead body?
Zenith: .....uh that was a bad idea to say wasnt it
Herald: HIS EXISTENCE PROVOKES ME.
Flora: oh
Urban: nathan i think its for the best if we just let her get on with it at this point
Urban: not that im in any way biased or anything but. you know
Herald: -hisses-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, it was Kade.
Zenith: okaay okay jeez calm down
Zenith: i'll
Zenith: try to stop it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, we are not letting her kill Kade!
Urban: ...why not though?
Zenith: because i like living?
Herald: You are letting me kill Kade. D8<
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Because, while he can be annoying at times, he can also be very nice.
Urban: i have yet to see any proof of such a thing
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, Arayda. Just take some deep breaths.
Herald: -laughs- YOU WISH
Herald: NO
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Arayda, calm. Down.
Urban: not going to lie im feeling a little bit terrified right now
Flora: -whispers- does she always yell?
Urban: maybe like 2% terrified
Zenith: [slowly backs away]
Herald: WHY?!
Urban: uh ok as much as i want to see kades corpse flayed and roasted this is pRObably not the best way to proceed with things right now
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Because, it is a waste of your time to bother with Kade. You could be doing better things.
Herald: I don't know about that.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's not harming you.
Zenith: yeah, im with cut- uhhh, i mean. nathan
Urban: ...ill allow it
Herald: He's a creepy irritating bug...
Zenith: .....
Zenith: [trying very hard not to make a smart comment]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That doesn't give you the right to kill him. We are supposed to be heroes. Heroes do not kill others.
Herald: I couldn't care less about being one.
Urban: lmaO BC URBAN KILLING LIK E HALF A CITY,, sorry continue ))))
Zenith: (lauGHS IM P SURE EVERYONE HERE HAS AT LEAST MURDERED FIVE PEOPLE)
Zenith: (the worst team of heroes ever)
Herald: (lmao arayda who's only here to clear debt -shot-)
Flora: (uh scuse u)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Right, let me reword this then; if you so much as touch a hair on Kade's head with the intent to harm him, I will personally restrain you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan's only caused the deaths of two people.)
Zenith: (wow right sorry not all of us are lunatics i keep forgetting)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Well, maybe more since he burnt down his old apartment complex--)
Herald: -glares- No you aren't.
Urban: i think maYBe this is getting a lil out of hand guys...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *raises an eyebrow* Yes I am.
Zenith: [sighs] arayda
Zenith: look, i'll shut up
Zenith: okay?
Herald: I'm not going to be anyone's to restrain. Do I look like a slugging dog?
Flora: -curls up trying to make himself smaller, not wanting to get involved-
Zenith: ugh guys, come on, i dont want you getting into a fight because of me
Urban whispers 'you okay?' to libra
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you plan on not being restrained, than leave Kade alone. You're being worse than what he has ever been to you.
Urban: kind of too late for that dude
Zenith: not helping
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He has never meant you harm, Arayda. Just calm down.
Urban: ...sorry?
Flora shakes his head slightly
Herald: -looks around and hisses- SLUGGER ALL OF YOU. -stomps off-
Herald: (ha ha ha.... hahahaaahahaah.....)
Urban: well. that went about as well as expected
Zenith: [lets out a breath of relief]
Zenith: jesus christ.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs, shaking his head* It could have gone a lot worse.
Zenith: yeah.
Zenith: i know.
Zenith: ...thanks.
Urban raises eyebrows in libras direction
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No problem. I don't know why she would get that angry though...
Zenith: [shrugs]
Zenith: guess i am kinda annoying
Herald: LOL
Flora looks around
Urban: 'kinda'
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can be, but no one should want you dead for it.
Flora: hm..
Zenith: yeah, well.
Urban: ...either way i guess nathans right. maybe
Zenith: tell that to her and the other thirty or so people who agree with her.
Flora: does she always yell like that?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know I actually would. Killing somebody is not a solution.
Zenith: ...nah, not all the time.
Zenith: just mostly at me.
Zenith: hah
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I think that experience calls for some hot chocolate.
Zenith: oh, yes please
Zenith: [looks around awkwardly]
Zenith: and uh
Zenith: im really sorry that happened
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles* It's fine. You were trying to make things right. It isn't you fault she lost control like that.
Urban: ...its ok. no harm no foul
Zenith: [shrugs]
Urban: brb guys dinner i will be quic k ))))
Herald: (rping as reallyangry!arayda sort of scares me LOL)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Alright, enjoy your food!)
Herald: okay~
Zenith: (she's fucking terrifying)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh yeah. But Nathan could have taken her.)
Zenith: (bless u nathan for fixing kade's messes)
Herald: (idk... eventually she's going to get herself killed.)

[Joule]

What am I missing out on omg

[Zenith]

Freefall: i mean, we could just forget the poker bit
Freefall: that'd be just as fun
Urban: the one and only time hes not incredibly flustered by that sort of thing
Zenith: go right to the stripping
Zenith: ?
Griffin: oh my god evan
Freefall: I'm talking about mine and Dax's private game
Zenith: damnit you two are no fun
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Today's topic of the day seems to be stripping--
Freefall: I don't like sharing
Griffin: l a ug h s
Zenith: fiiiiiine
Griffin: what evan says goes w us
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade, remember our discussion earlier?
Zenith: yes i know
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Good boy.
Zenith: do i get a treat for being good?
Urban: ugh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sure! What do you want?
Zenith: cake i want cake again
Urban: this group is ridiculous i love it ))
Zenith: or maybe a kiss
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I will make you a cake then.
Zenith: but cake is good too
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Why do you suggest a kiss lastly when you know I'd choose the cake?
Zenith: well honestly i was gonna choose the kiss first but i felt like being nice
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Darn, you really are learning. I guess I should give you both then. *Kisses Kade on the cheek* What kind of cake?
Zenith: [pleased grin]
Zenith: chocolate, duh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mm'kay~ *Goes to make cake*
Urban: well that went strangely well
Freefall: I like it when things go smoothly
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, but someone's gunna need to put the cake in the oven for me.
Zenith: see i can be good when i wanna be
Griffin: Ayyy
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And it's very pleasant when you decide to be good! Dax, think you can bake the cake for me again?
Griffin: Sure, why not, aha.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Thank you~ Since with how nicely things are going, I don't want to accidentally burn down the kitchen.
Freefall: Do some of us get some cake as well?
Zenith: no its mine
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You'll have to ask Kade. It's his cake.
Zenith: [glances at nathan]
Zenith: [sighs]
Zenith: okayfine
Griffin: -puts the cake in the oven and waits for it to bake properly ye-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Wow, you really are being good-- I'm actually really impressed and proud of you!
Zenith: too much for me to eat on my own anyways >​_>​
Zenith: awww
Zenith: thanks hot shot
Zenith: im proud of me, too
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, we wouldn't want you to get sick. You should be proud of yourself. *smiles brightly*
Urban: ...something has to go wrong here. this is surreal
Zenith: [is obviously very pleased with himself]
Freefall: we're not always a mad house
Knight: give it a minute.
Freefall: 99.9% of the time
Freefall: but...you know
Zenith: yeah its not like im totally incapable of acting normally
Urban: are you sure
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Come on, Mr negativity! Let's be supportive and positive here.
Knight: ,':^I
Urban: i think youre asking a bit much of me
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I can hope that you can do it. It's a good thing to practice being positive to a certain degree.
Zenith: i think he's incapable of being positive tbh
Urban: its true its an issue
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No one's incapable, Kade. It's just harder for some people.
Urban: positivitys never done anyone any good man
Zenith: oh pff
Zenith: cheer up and have some damn cake
Urban: ...yeah alright
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's lead to people continuing to try. Take the lightbulb, for example.
Griffin: I think the cake's ready- I hope there aren't going to be icing dicks this time around
Zenith: [sniggers]
Griffin: stares at kade
Zenith: alright, alright
Zenith: no dicks
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pats Kade on the head* You're doing really good.
Knight: So far.
Zenith: have a little faith, jackie
Urban: see im not the only one here feeling a tad cynical
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's been doing really well so far, I have faith in him that he'll continue to do so.
Zenith: [grins]
Knight: please don't jinx it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You guys being cynical is what's going to jinx it. You guys should be appreciative that he's trying and doing so well.
Zenith: yeah cmon guys, jeeze.
Zenith: youre making me feel like you want me to do something stupid and annoying
Urban: its difficult when all hes managed to do so far is give me a terrible nickname and push me in a pool of tequila and yeS i am still hung up on that
Zenith: .....you forgot the snake in your bed
Urban: sEE????
Knight: i guess u could say you're still )
Knight: * puts on glasses * )
Knight: hung over *
Knight: )
Urban: i hate u ))
Zenith: (omfg)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Why... Why did you put a snake in his bed?
Zenith: he has a pet snake.
Zenith: because he thinks its cool
Zenith: but he's scared of snakes
Urban: this reminds me of china someone made a pun abt me being shanglow and i started crying )))
Zenith: it seemed like a funny idea
Urban: oh my god what is wrONG With you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's... he's scared of snakes and has a pet snake?
Zenith: yes
Zenith: it's adorbable
Urban: LOOK IT SEEMED LOGICAL AT THE TIME
Urban: SHUT UP
Zenith: [sniggers]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, if you're scared of it you should find it a new home. Having a pet just to look cool isn't a good reason at all.
Knight: how do you even take care of it?
Zenith: see? seeeeeeee?
Zenith: i was just trying to help you get over your fear
Urban: shut the fuck up
Zenith: for the sake of the snake.
Zenith: [sniggers even more]
Urban: uGH
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's actually really bad for the snake, since staying in their tanks can lead to anti-social behaviour and other problems.
Zenith: i like to wear it under my hoodie sometimes.
Zenith: it freaks people out
Urban: see its fine kade looks after it i would be okay with it if it hadnt ended up in my bED
Zenith: [trying to suppress giggles]
Zenith: [failing]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, it can't really hurt you... Sh, Kade.
Urban: im going to punch you in the dick i swear
Zenith: [bursts out laughing]
Urban: OK NO THATS ENOUGH
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Urban, please keep calm...
Urban: EXCUSE YOU
Zenith: ooOPS - [hides behind nathan(phoenix)]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): We were all doing so well--
Zenith: [muffling giggles] im sorry i cant help it
Urban: UNTIL KADE RUINED IT LIKE ALWAYS
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You blowing up is only making it worse.
Urban: you arent the one having to put up with the brunt of his bullshit
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I've had to put up with enough of it... But he doesn't mean any harm.
Zenith: [taking deep breaths to calm self down] ohhh shit- okay
Zenith: okay christ
Zenith: i wont do it again
Zenith: i promise
Urban: too bad he doesnt mean any harm hes still slugging managing to do it
Urban: oh fuck off youve said it before and youll say it again and youre still not going to stop
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well accidents happen.
Zenith: [shrugs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Maybe he will this time, Urban. You gotta give him some belief.
Urban: hes had his chances, nathan
Urban: youre reasonable i can respect that but im not just letting this slide again
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's only laughing, he hasn't done any actual harm*
Urban: look im - i dont want to be here you have to understand that. i dont get on with you guys and especially not with kade
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you don't want to be here... Then why are you here?
Urban: i dont have to explain myself to you
Knight: ...
Urban: nothing personal
Zenith: [sighs]why do i keep doing this
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Alright. But obviously you have some issues, so if you ever wanna talk... *Shrugs*
Urban: thanks i guess
Urban: i mean it though. i know you people dont like me and im fine with it but cant you just, you know. leave me alone instead
Zenith: im just going to sit over here. in this corner. and shut up.
Urban: you do that
Zenith: and that's not true- we do like you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): How do you know I don't like you? *Glances over at Kade in worry*
Urban: no you dont
Zenith: mm, yeah. i do.
Urban probably blows like. half the lights in the room whoops
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, glancing around* Did you mean to do that?
Urban: look i dont - i dont really want to do this right now ok
Zenith: [groans and rubs his face with his hands]
Urban: ...not really
Zenith: [weeell this is great just great look what you did kade you made him short the place out well done youre a fucking genius]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Alright then. Well, I'm sure the cake has to be done now, and cake always makes everything better.
Urban: i think im just gonna go. sorry about that i guess
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's... There's no need to apologize.
Urban: ...okay.
Zenith: [mumbles]....i really am sorry. okay?
Urban: its not your fault really im just - i dont do people. im not good with - i dunno. sorry
Zenith: it kinda is.
Zenith: (li e s do w n why does this keep happening)
Urban: other people manage to put up with you fine. its just me. im always the problem you dont need to blame yourself
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Looks between the two, frowning slightly, but stays silent*
Zenith: nathan- okay fine. we're both to blame.
Zenith: but i should still know better.
Zenith: i put a snake in your bed for fuck sake
Urban: ...true
Zenith: so you know.
Zenith: feel free to be mad at me.
Urban: im not mad. im just tired
Zenith: ....if you say so.
Urban sighs
Urban: truce?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles* I'm really glad you two were able to have a civil conversation, but could someone get the cake out of the oven? It may start to burn soon.
Zenith: sure. truce.
Zenith: and uh. yeah
Zenith: i wont draw any dicks on it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can if you want. It is your cake, after all.
Zenith: [considers it for a moment]
Zenith: nah, not if other people are gonna be eating it.
Zenith: (so proud of u kade)
Urban: kades growing up im so impressed )))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles and nods* Okay then. I really am proud of you though.
Zenith: (i know bless him he's trying so hard)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (You can practically feel the warmth and happiness and adoration radiating off of Nathan, he's that proud of Kade--)
Urban: blESS WTf,, ))
Zenith: (BLESS U NATHAN)
Knight: the cake is ready...
Knight: literally all she cares about)
Zenith: [smiles] thanks, nathan.
Zenith: and yeah. CAKE.

[Zenith]

Urban quietly turns the oven off bc powers
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hopefully this one turned out as well as the last one did.
Zenith: [secretly saves a tiny slice that totally isnt for Joule]
Knight: ,':^)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So, despite our earlier problem with Arayda, I think this day has actually been really awesome for us. No one's dead!
Zenith: [snorts]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): My optimism totally worked~
Zenith: yeah. totally.
Zenith: im actually kinda surprised that nobody got hurt.
Zenith: ...this time.
Zenith: (yes he's still upset about that)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, with luck and people trying to get along, there hopefully won't be a next time for someone to get hurt in.
Zenith: mmhmm. [waves hand at cake] help yourselves or whatever
Zenith: [sits quietly with own cake]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Y'know, if Arayda tries to come after you like that again, tell me, 'kay?
Zenith: [mutters] if she did actually try to hurt me, i'd be fine, you know.
Zenith: ...but okay.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, well, I think something's going on if she resorts to trying to harm you just because of your existence. *Frowns* I mean, we're a team, and we can't have that.
Zenith: [shrugs]
Zenith: ....thanks nathan.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey, no problem. *Smiles at him* We gotta watch out for one another. It's what teammates do, isn't it?
Zenith: [gives him a small smile] yeah. i guess youre right.
Zenith: (NATHAN BLESS U I THINK YOU JUST WON KADE'S UNDYING LOYALTY)
Urban slinks out of the room
Urban: theYRE SO CU TE .... )))
Zenith: ([pats bb urban])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): 'Course I'm right. I spent a whole buncha money getting two degrees in university. *Chuckles* Gotta be right, otherwise it was kind of a waste.
Urban: he doesnt want to be there when people r talking about teammates and friends and stuff bc he has non e lmao ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Final fantasy victory music plays in the background upon gaining Kade's loyalty*)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan will be his friend though deny it--)
Zenith: [rolls eyes and snorts] what so youre a nurse, and a therapist?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I guess you could say that. *Shrugs* My degrees are in astrophysics and chemistry though.
Zenith: (and urban you will have friends you cant escape it)
Zenith: (kade feels so bad about being a dick to him he's gonna try to make it up to him h A)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Soft chantings of 'One of Us'*)
Urban: bless i wish him luck ))
Zenith: (kade is such a tit but secretly wants everyone to love him)
Zenith: (he does all of this stuff for the attention lmao)
Zenith: pfft. you and your fancy education.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Well he got Nathan's attention for sure now.)
Urban: urbans a mess he doesnt even kno what he wants at this point ))
Zenith: i never really liked school. or anything to do with learning.
Zenith: (im so happy theyve become friends omg)
Zenith: (huGS URBAN BABY.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey, ain't nuttin' wrong wit a higher edimacation-- *Flawless redneck accent* Well, that's fine. School isn't for everyone. Nearly flunked English every year.
Zenith: [laughs at the accent and shakes his head]
Zenith: aaah, yeaaah.... i kinda. failed everything. dropped out. [rubs back of neck]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Urban wants some hugs and cake-- 'Tis really good cake. He cannot resist its wafting scent of chocolatey goodness.)
Zenith: (if he doesnt come back for cake im gonna have kade take some to his room)
Zenith: (just knock on the door like 'here have cake' and leave it there)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? Why'd you fail, if you don't mind me prying.
Urban: oh nO that s sweet ))
Zenith: [shrugs] dunno. i just found it all boring. never paid attention in class, i guess.
Zenith: i was more interested in making the classroom lights flicker and laughing at the teachers when they got mad
Zenith: (cries b/c kade is actually really smart he just....gets bored so eASY.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles and shakes his head in amusement* You've always been troublesome then, I take it. So if school didn't catch your interest, what are you interested in?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Baby-- Nathan could probably find a way to make a fun learning schedule for him if he wanted--)
Zenith: (omg bless u nathan)
Zenith: [fidgets] well, uh... i like comic books a lot.
Urban: nathans literally the sweetest thing ever wtf ... ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I already knew that, Mr Magneto. And I can totally understand the appeal. But what else? Like, I'm into guitars and stuff.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's so sweet that if a diabetic licks him, they'll go into a coma--)
Zenith: [grins at the name] um....
Zenith: [mumbles and looks away] i play violin...kinda.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks and tilts his head* Violin, eh? You any good?
Zenith: [very visibly starting to get embarrassed] mmmm....idunno
Zenith: (nathan you got him to talk about the violin im going to give you a medal)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *chuckles and ruffles his hair playfully* Alright then. Well, what sort of music do you play?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Final fantasy victory music plays yet again* Eventually everyone talks to Nathan--)
Zenith: [half heartedly tries to swat him away] nothing much... just. normal classical pieces. some rock covers.... [mumbling] i like lindsey sterling
Jacquine: (fuck yeah, lindset sterling)
Zenith: (hecks yeah)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? *Grins* Well, maybe we could play together sometime? I mean, if you'd be interested, that is.
Zenith: [actually blushes bright red] i- uh- i- nno. i mean. thanks but- i cant play in front of people.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods, smiling softly in understanding* That's alright, I understand. But if you ever change your mind, I'm always available.
Zenith: [just nods and looks away, trying to hide his face]
Zenith: (one day, nathan. one day.)

[Joule]

Joule: Hi...
Zenith: ....hI
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ((Night!)
Joule: Night Urban D:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, robots are. Hey, Joule.
Joule: So what am I missing out on?~
Zenith: [slides a plate towards Joule] ....saved you some cake.
Joule: ...
Joule: I....
Joule: Sorry I can't- I mean. I don't eat cake.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, glancing between the two*
Joule: G-gotta stay healthy eh?
Joule: Fit and all that.
Zenith: [rolls eyes]
Joule: [looks a little tired]
Joule: Hey Nathan...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Waves slightly* You okay there?
Joule: [nods and forces a grin] Yup just peachy~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Raises an eyebrow, but doesn't say anything else* Glad to hear that.
Zenith: [just looks at Joule for a second]
Zenith: ...you sure?
Joule: [ignores] So you guys having a party without me? [is actually dressed and has bags under his eyes, but is trying his best to be his usual cheerful self]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Wouldn't really call it a party--
Zenith: [knows he's lying, but doesn't push it in front of nathan]
Zenith: noooot a party, no
Joule: Yeah tell me about it, everyone left as soon as I came D:
Zenith: more like a 'kade didnt die' celebration
Joule: what whaft? [slurring his words a little bit]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Which reminds me, I have some stuff I need to do, so I'm just gunna go to my room for a bit. Later guys. *Shakes his head and exits the room*
Zenith: [shrugs] kinda pissed two people off in the space of a few minutes. don't worry about it.
Joule: ...
Joule: Oh... okay....
Joule: how...?
Joule: (Nathan WHERE U GO)
Zenith: eh, you know. the usual. running my mouth and being a dick...
Joule: [raises eyebrow]
Joule: You're not a dick...
Joule: [leans against the wall]
Zenith: [scoffs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He went to his room-- He's good at reading people and situations, so...)
Zenith: [glances at door, checking that nathan is actually gone]
Joule: [mumble] I dont fthing yiou are annway.
Zenith: i... Nat. [gets up and goes over to him]
Zenith: you're not okay. i can tell.
Joule: I'm sfine [smiles]
Joule: (are they in the kitchen?)
Joule: (Nathan Joule thinks you hate him now D
Joule: * D:
Zenith: (i assume so)
Zenith: (noooo o oo )
Joule: ^^
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan thinks Joule hates him, so they're kind of even? Plus he doesn't really wanna third wheel--)
Joule: Just a little tind. Tird. TIRED.
Joule: E-eheheh.
Zenith: [sighs] yeah, you're tired. [slips an arm around him]
Zenith: why are you tired?
Joule: Sorry kind of flooked like iou two were in tthe middle of sthing. Ggo get Nathn?
Joule: [shrugs]
Zenith: it's fine.
Zenith: ...Nat. talk to me.
Joule: ...
Joule: I'm thirsty... [goes to get a glass of water]
Zenith: [heavy sigh]
Zenith: nightmares again?
Joule: [sips his water]
Joule: Naah. I... Um. Y-yeah. Nnightmarefs. Eheh.
Joule: [fingers suddenly go loose, glass dropping to the floor]
Joule: Slug
Zenith: [cringes] it's fine, Nat.
Joule: [starts cleaning it up]
Joule: [movements slower than usual]
Zenith: no- Nat, it's fine, you're tired, just let me get it
Joule: A-ahaha what a mmess.
Zenith: [steps over to help]
Joule: Its okay.
Zenith: [grabs his hands to get him to stop] you're tired, and you're gonna cut yourself or something. just leave it
Joule: Nno I can do it.
Joule: [is not about to admit he's not okay]
Zenith: no you can't, jesus christ, you can hardly talk.
Joule: [loses his balance and falls back, and just sits there, rubbing his head]
Joule: Ill be fine, go get Nthan, its cool darling I've ggot this
Zenith: [sighs] damnit...
Zenith: [sits on the floor with him, behind him with his legs either side of him so that he doesnt fall over again]
Zenith: nope.
Joule: ....
Joule: (N a t h a n I feel bad I didn't mean to push you away T_T)
Zenith: (baby come baaaaaaack)
Joule: tsk
Joule: Iou'r stubborn
Zenith: yup.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's already gone-- He's not going to come back until he knows it's fine for him to come back--)
Joule: ... so what nnow.
Zenith: you really should get some sleep.
Zenith: i cant stay with you. i dont mind.
Joule joined the chat
Zenith: *can
Joule: NO!
Joule: I-I... I dont want to ssleep.
Joule: [looks almost scared]
Zenith: [wraps his arms around him]
Zenith: if you don't get some sleep, you're gonna pass out anyway.
Zenith: and that's... well. no good.
Zenith: *not
Joule: no. No no. I dont wwant to sleep.
Joule: Please Kade
Joule: I ddont.
Zenith: [sighs]
Zenith: ...alright. we'll just stay here instead. is that okay?
Joule: (ITS FINE FOR YOU TO COME BACK BBY D: )
Joule: ... [nod]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's not gunna just wander back in--)
Zenith: (then come and check on us or somethiiiing)
Zenith: (nathan we love yooou)
Joule: (yessss)
Joule: .... [rests his head back against him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He won't-- He figures Kade and Nat want to talk so he's going to stay in his room-)
Joule: ( > )
Zenith: (nat is so out of it talking aint gonna happen)
Zenith: [strokes his hair] you're gonna be okay.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Back to the point of him becoming a third wheel and not wanting that?)
Joule: [No I'm not]
Joule: Y-yeah I'll be ffine.
Zenith: (cries nathan bby youre not a third wheeeel)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yes he is-- It's kind of awkward for him and everything.)
Joule: (You're a third wheel)
Joule: http://www.pashley.co.uk/cms/products/ma...
Zenith: (omg)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (That doesn't really do much.)
Zenith: (fINE kade will just go and hunt him down to talk later)
Zenith: (nathan is his bff now)
Zenith: (you cant escape it)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (You'd be surprised how good Nathan is at hiding--)
Zenith: (no escaping we will love him even if he doesnt want it)
Zenith: [just sits there with him hoping that he might fall asleep]
Joule: [relaxes but doesn't let himself sleep]
Zenith: (nat youre h u r t i n g m e)
Joule: (a h a h a)
Joule: (Kade thinks it's the nightmares a h a h a)
Zenith: (i know)
Joule: So....
Zenith: ...mm?
Joule: ....
Joule: wwhat were you talking about?
Zenith: me and nathan?
Joule: Yup
Zenith: well... music. and school. [snorts] told him i didnt like it. he asked about what i did like.
Zenith: ... mentioned that i play violin.
Joule: sorry to interrrpt.
Zenith: it's fine.
Joule: You should pplay for him smetime.
Zenith: [tenses for a second]
Zenith: i- uh.
Zenith: i dunno about that.
Acrylic joined the chat
Joule: yo
Zenith: (welcome to the feelsboat)
Acrylic: ((eh?))
Joule: Iou pplay beautifully you shldnt be embarrassed. [trying not to slur]
Acrylic: ((dang it where is jacquine this obfuscation on her part is actually getting to be a bit too much how do you even confuse 'sex ed' for 'cooking' that doesn't even make sense))
Zenith: [rests his chin on the top of his head] it's not that... i dont think it's any good.
Joule: So...?
Zenith: (btw guys since jacquine was mentioned just giving you a heads up that her player is about to post crackship smut on the boards)
Zenith: i dunno. it's just something that's always been kinda private to me.
Acrylic: ((good lord))
Joule: (AHAahaha)
Joule: Oh... tthats okay then...
Joule: But.....
Joule: Why....
Zenith: (ive read some of it. pretty fun stuff. arayda/jacquine. spanking involved.)
Joule: Why ddid you play for me?
Zenith: uh....
Zenith: because... i trust you, i guess?
Joule: ....
Joule: [tenses]
Joule: oh
Jacquine joined the chat
Jacquine: (AND I'M BACK!)
Joule: (welcome~)
Zenith: (you posted it omfg yes)
Jacquine: (I DID AND I'M ASHAMED
Zenith: (nooo noo shhhhh)
Jacquine: (WHATEVER YOU DO!)
Jacquine: (DON'T)
Jacquine: (READ)
Zenith: (everyone go read it)
Jacquine: (COPS AND ROBBERS)
Zenith: [sighs]
Jacquine: (DON'T DO IT MAN)
Zenith: ... i do like nathan... he's nice. so. i dunno. maybe.
Zenith: not sure yet.
Jacquine: (Y'all doing it arn't you?)
Zenith: so, for now. just you.
Zenith: (you better be reading it)
Jacquine: (Don't encourage them!)
Acrylic: ((I'm going to read it but jacquine I need to say- don't you think the obfuscation you're putting on with Rachel is a bit much? How do you even confuse 'sex ed' for 'cooking' that doesn't seem to make much sense))
Zenith: ([laughs and cries])
Joule: (a h a h a)
Joule: (you have no idea)
Joule: I... I guess he's okay...
Joule: I ddnt think he likes me mmuch.
Zenith: i don't think that he doesn't like you... you just. disagree a lot.
Zenith: you two would probably get a long... if you can keep from yelling at each other.
Jacquine: (One. to torture Zenith with her cuteness and two. You will have to bear with it for a while)
Zenith: (you are the worst friend)
Jacquine: (You spelled "Best" wrong)
Jacquine: (it's B-E-S-T)
Zenith: (GLARES AT)
Jacquine: ( <3 )
Joule: (Ahahahaha xD)
Joule: Hm
Joule: i dont think ppeople like me
Zenith: that's not true at all.
Zenith: sure, you...put people off sometimes. but they don't hate you.
Zenith: [mumbles] not all of them, anyway.
Joule: ...
Joule: [shrugs]
Joule: i ddont care what they thinkg
Joule: [totally does]
Zenith: [sigh]
Zenith: so you keep saying.
Knight joined the chat
Joule: Heeey
Joule: Iits because its ttrue.
Zenith: mmmhm.
Knight: hello!! )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (hey!)
Jacquine: (Hi)
Zenith: (ppst acrylic im p sure its the 22nd century)
Zenith: (not 31st ah ha)
Acrylic: ((ffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffff))
Acrylic: ((fucking math))
Zenith: (pats u)
Jacquine: (I thought it was the 31st century....)
Joule: (Nope, 22nd. Maybe 23rd? Does it say?)
Zenith: (p sure it does in prodigy)
Zenith: hm. how did evan put it that one time? 'annoying but not a bad guy'.
Zenith: so even if you say you don't care, there's that.
Joule: [shrugs again, one shoulder working better than the other]
Joule: (a h a h a)
Zenith: (D O N O T)
Joule: ( h A )
Zenith: [frowns a bit]
Zenith: ...hey.
Zenith: you sure youre okay?
Zenith: (i swear to g o d you are killing me)
Joule: (sorry not sorry)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ah I'm gunna make Nathan appear again maybe--)
Zenith: (yaaaaaaay)
Joule: Mhm y-yeah I'm perfectly ffine!
Joule: (YES)
Zenith: ....Nat, you know i can tell when you're hiding stuff, right?
Joule: Jjust tired from the nnightmares kay?
Joule: H-haha I'm okay rrreally.
Zenith: [heavy sigh]
Zenith: ....you're really not.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Walks back into the kitchen and makes a beeline for the fridge*
Joule: (When he's admitting the nightmares so openly it's a red fucking light)
Joule: Yo
Joule: Nnathan
Zenith: uh, hey Nathan.
Joule: [tries to get back up]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Glances over at them, brow furrowing* Joule. Shrug your shoulders for me.
Zenith: Nat...
Zenith: [looks up at Nathan]
Zenith: ......
Zenith: [seriously starting to get worried]
Joule: .....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well?
Joule: [forces himself to stand up straight]
Joule: Im ffine.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Shrug your shoulders, Joule.
Zenith: [hurries to his feet]
Zenith: why?
Joule: ....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Joule. Shoulders. Shrug them. Now. *Eyes narrow*
Joule: (Just a note, we want Kade to learn about Joule's condition later, but it would be REALLY COOL if Nathan figured it out and spoke to Joule privately about it)
Joule: (Also damn Nathan you're a clever boy.)
Zenith: (lauGHS HOORAY FOR KEEPING KADE IN THE DARK)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan has first aid training and sharp eyes.)
Zenith: (and srsly nathan medal for you)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's also got enhanced intelligence- nothing gets past him.)
Joule: [puts a lot of effort in shrugging his shoulders, but still doesn't manage to shrug them both exactly the same]
Joule: [looks away]
Joule: there hhappy?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Purses his lips* Right, Kade, I need you to go and get some pillows.
Zenith: [looks from Nathan, to Nat, then back again]
Zenith: .....why?
Joule: ...
Joule: I-I can go gget them
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Just do it. No, Joule, you're staying here.
Zenith: [glances at Nat and frowns]
Zenith: [sighs] i'll get them. Nat. do what he says.
Joule: ...
Joule: [remains quiet]
Zenith: [goes to leave, looking over his shoulder at them before walking out of the door]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sit down, Joule. *Moves closer in case the other falls over* How severe is it?
Joule: ...
Zenith: (nathan i love you)
Joule: (I love you too oh my god)
Joule: [sits]
Joule: its nnothing.
Joule: really.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's a stroke, Nathaniel.
Joule: It happens.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's not nothing. How often do they happen?
Joule: ....
Joule: it depends
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Is it related to power usage?
Zenith: (d i e s)
Joule: also it's nnot an actual stroke okay yyou make it so ddramati.
Joule: ....
Joule: [quietly] yes
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're speech is slurred, you can't fully use your left arm. Even a mini one is still dangerous.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I want you to lay down, and try to relax, okay?
Joule: [sighs]
Joule: [but actually does as Nathan asks]
Joule: Pplease don't tell anyone.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I won't.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): We're going to have to get you professional medical attention though.
Joule: ... thanks.
Joule: My herologist knows of my condition.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Can you contact them through your MeChip?
Joule: [nods]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Right, do that and tell them to get here quickly, in the meantime, I need you to try and continue to talk to me, alright? We can't let you pass out.
Joule: Hhonestly I'm fine, look, I'm already ddoing better.
Joule: [tells Richard to contact Helen and tell her to get there]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I know about mini strokes, Joule. They're called that because they finish by themselves. But if we don't get a professional to you, they can still do permanent damage.
Joule: I told you it's not so bbad I'm used to it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's actually not very reassuring to hear.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Don't they have you on any medication for this?
Joule: tsk
Joule: yeah
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Have you been taking it?
Joule: Medication, special diet, exercises, all the fun things.
Joule: Of CCOURSE I've been taking it, wwhat do you think I have a death wwish or soemthing?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You never know. It would surprise you who wants to die.
Zenith: (n O)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But have you used your powers more than normal today?
Joule: Yyeah well. Not me. I ddont want to die Nathan. I-I... I want to live... I dont want to die... I don'twanttodie.
Joule: [deep breath]
Joule: wwhat do you even care?
Zenith: (nat pls dont do the thing)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Shh, hey. *Awkwardly pets his hair* Calm, remember? And I care because everyone deserves help when they need it.
Joule: ....
Joule: it....
Joule: it's not normal power usage... It's when I manipulate time.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, obviously you shouldn't be doing that. *Frowns*
Jacquine: (Oh sweet baby jesus no!)
Joule: (crap didn't he try to slow time down on Nathan's black fire)
Zenith: (im crying bless u nathan bless u for looking after everyone)
Jacquine: (Don't tell me you he tried to do a superman!)
Zenith: (and y ES H E D I D)
Joule: I haven't been! Mmostly....
Jacquine: (Joule pls, you wound me)
Joule: (Nathan you are such a sweetheart)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Furrows his brow* Tell me what brought on this stroke then.
Joule: ...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Diabetics aren't allowed to lick him, he's so sweet.)
Joule: [mumble] In my sleep.
Zenith: (that's his tagline now)
Jacquine: (OMFG NATHAN)
Joule: (AHAHAA [hands sunglasses])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You.. You used your powers in your sleep?
Joule: I ccant help it. I... have nightmares. And sometimes I use my powers in them.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And you insinuated I couldn't control my powers. *Huffs* Are you seeing counselling for your nightmares?
Joule: tsk as if that would do anything.
Joule: i dont hurt anyone in my sleep it's only minor stuff
Joule: (you hurt yourself you slugging idiot)
Zenith: (n a t)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't care about you hurting someone in your sleep, I care about what it's doing to your heart.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): After this, you need to seek help.
Joule: yeah well. tried counselling. Didnt work out for me.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And why didn't it?
Joule: Because it just didn't okay?!
Joule: it was bullshit
Joule: counselling ccant fix everything.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't want to hear that. If I used my powers in my sleep because of nightmares, don't you think you would suggest I get counselling?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Is it Post Traumatic Stress related?
Joule: You look at me and tell me that you think counselling could solve your personal issues.
Joule: No.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm a lot more messed up than you. There's a big difference.
Jacquine: (Oh)
Joule: You don't know me.
Jacquine: (this gonna get good)
Joule: But you're probably rright.
Jacquine: (there it is, you said the thing!)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I am.
Zenith: (ri p s he a r t out of ch e s t)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But you will seek counselling after this, or I will personally drag you to one if I have to.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can't just stop trying if nightmares make you use your powers.
Joule: I dont need counselling! I'm honestly ffine! I don't have anything bothering me to even talk about!
Zenith: (l i a r)
Joule: I ddont even understand why I keep getting those nightmares, honestly, it's ridiculous. Must be just something wrong with my way my head's wired ahaha
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes, you do, Nathaniel. You have some sort of mental trauma that's causing your nightmares.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Don't even talk to me about that. *Frowns*
Joule: There's no mental trauma.
Joule: Nothing bad's happened tto me.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? *Raises an eyebrow* Can you really say that?
Joule: Yup.
Joule: [grins]
Zenith: ( n A T )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're more delusional than that crazy dude who used to live on my block.
Joule: Well I dont know him now do I
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't be more delusional than him.
Jacquine: (That crazy dude was Sir Chicken)
Zenith: (pFT)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): At least he can admit to his problems.
Joule: tsk
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Do you really want to keep winding up like this?
Joule: just leave me alone
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade's going to figure it out eventually.
Joule: just go away okay
Joule: ....
Joule: so?
Zenith: (is that my cue to bring him back)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Rolls his eyes* Oblivious.
Joule: (Those pillows must have been really far away)
Zenith: (yup it is)
Zenith: (he needed a moment to freak out)
Joule: Look this is just a little slip up okay it'll be ffine.
Zenith: (seriously nat has him worried)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you weren't having a fit, I'd slap you.
Zenith: [finally reappears with pillows]
Joule: I dont use my time powers anyway.
Joule: ...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mmhm.
Joule: Hey Kade
Zenith: ....hey.
Joule: [grins and goes to sit up]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Stay laying down, Joule.
Joule: [pouts]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade, put the pillows under him so his shoulders and head are elevated.
Zenith: ...yeah, sure.
Joule: [sigh]
Zenith: [does as he's told, and stays sitting with Nat]
Joule: Don't worry. Just a little ill, I didn't eat much in the ppast few days.
Zenith: ....sure.
Joule: [gives him a reassuring smile]
Zenith: [can tell something is wrong, but doesnt push it]
Joule: [glances at Nathan]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Stands up and takes a few steps back* My guess is he picked up on one of those bugs for powers. He should be fine, but his herologist is comin over to run a few tests.
Joule: ...
Zenith: [shrugs] alright.
Zenith: ...thanks, nathan.
Joule: [looks Nathan in the eyes] Yes. Thank you.
Joule: [Thank you.]
Zenith: (its official nathan, youre now both kade and joule's fave person)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No problem. *Grabs a bottle of water from the fridge and gives a small wave* I'm heading back to my room. Keep him talking, though that shouldn't be hard, and if he takes a turn for the worse before the herologist gets here, give me a shout.
Joule: ... [squeezes Kade's hand]
Joule: [I don't want to die.]
Zenith: okay. i will.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And don't give him anything to eat or drink until the herologist gives the go ahead. *Leaves*
Joule: [There is so much to live for.]
Zenith: [glances down at Nat]
Zenith: [places a kiss on his forehead]
Joule: [lop sided smile]
Joule: its okay...
Zenith: [only manages a half smile]
Zenith: [no it isnt]
Joule: Really, there's nothing to worry about.
Zenith: [sighs] if you say so...
Joule: Helen: [barges in, looking half crazed] NATHANIEL!
Zenith: (omf)
Joule: (whoops where did she come from)
Zenith: [looks up at her, startled]
Zenith: uh, hi?
Joule: [motions for her to cut it out]
Joule: Helen: .... Hello.
Zenith: [glances at Nat, then reluctantly gets up]
Joule: Helen Galen, my herologist.
Zenith: oh, right.
Joule: Kade... could you... leave us two alone?
Zenith: [stares at him for a moment]
Zenith: ....yeah, sure.
Joule: [smiles]
Joule: Thanks.
Joule: Helen: When did it happen this time?
Joule: [Shut UP Helen!]
Zenith: [glances between them for a moment, then leaves]
Joule: [glares at her]
Joule: [waits till Kade is out of the room]
Joule: [shuts the door with his powers]

[Zenith]

Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's like dumping a bottle of peroxide on Kade's dick that's been clawed to shit by an angry tom cat because you told it that santa wasn't real.
Zenith: WOW NATHAN THAT WAS ONE TIME LET IT GO
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I had to wrap your dick in bandage and swab it. I am never letting that go.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's the worst way to meet another guy's dick.
Zenith: okay honestly that's not the way i imagined you seeing my dick so i'll let you have it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): How did you imagine I would see your dick?
Zenith: ...ikindahavethisfantasyinwhichyouburnmyclothesoffandsomehownotburnme?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's a...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *puts on sunglasses*
Zenith: its kinda hot
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): HOT fantasy.
Zenith: [hi fives]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *hi fived* Awww yeaaah-- But I could probably find a way to burn your clothes off without burning you--
Zenith: is that an offer
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I honestly have no clue at this point. What have you and Joule done to me?
Zenith: wonderful things. now please make my fantasy real oh my god
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If I focus, I could use a flash fire that would burn only the fabric, and not you, and it would be so fast that the heat wouldn't bother you--
Zenith: yesss do it
Zenith: yolo, nathan. yolo.
Zenith: (i am convinced that kade as a death wish of some sort)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Okay. So try not to move too much. *Holds out a hand on focuses on just the fibres of Kade's clothes*
Zenith: **has
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (YOLO)
Zenith: [keeps perfectly still]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Quickly sets the clothing on fire and quickly puts it out afterwards*
Zenith: [is now completely naked]
Zenith: holy slugger yES
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Holy shit that worked--
Zenith: nathan that was really hot and i kinda wanna kiss you right now
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fuck, I'm so impressed, I'll allow it.
Zenith: YEEEEEEES
Zenith: [grabs him and kisses but being careful not to touch him with his dick or anything]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Kisses back because wow what he just did is awesome*
Zenith: seriously that was so freaking cool you need to do more stuff like this
Zenith: well i mean not constantly burning off my clothes- NOT THAT ID MIND BUT
Zenith: just powers in general youre so cool
Zenith: ....do you want me to put some pants on now?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ehhh... Doesn't really matter.
Zenith: [raises eyebrows]
Zenith: okay ill just stay naked for a bit then
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I actually have a strong hatred towards pants, don't judge me.
Zenith: i will keep that in mind.
Zenith: if you ever feel like acting on that hate, let me know
Zenith: i dont mind sacrificing my pants
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So we can burn all the pants?
Zenith: yes, we must burn all the pants
Zenith: everyone's pants
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Awesome!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Pants are awful. Kilts are better.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): They make my legs look really good.
Zenith: damn right. i'd love to see you in a kilt
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm even turned on by me in a kilt.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Wait, what?
Zenith: you heard me
Zenith: go get a kilt nathan
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't have one currently, but I suppose I can get one for future situations--
Zenith: yes, please do
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): God, what's gotten into me?
Acrylic: ((In the wise words of a certain Espeon, "Pants are evil."))
Zenith: nothing. yet. [suggestive eyebrow wiggle]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ..... How do you know?
Zenith: [surprised look]
Zenith: wow i learn new things every day
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm demisexual, not sex repulsed. For all you know I could be rocking it out with like ten groupies each night.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Maybe that's why I'm so perky?
Zenith: ...that image is seriously hot
Zenith: just saying
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm learning a surprising amount about myself today-- I think you've influenced me as much as I've influenced you.
Zenith: im so glad we can help each other in this way
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Any day now, I'm going to become a member of a sex cult. Aren't I?
Zenith: maaaaaaybe
Zenith: i certainly wouldnt mind
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Where did I stray off of my righteous path and into the part where I'm fine with kissing you while you're naked? Not that it was bad or anything.
Zenith: you can do it again if you like
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm really tempted to, actually.
Zenith: feel free to give into that any time now
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Eh, why not. Already burned your clothes off-- *kisses Kade lightly*
Zenith: [kisses him back with a self-satisfied smirk]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pulls back and ruffles his hair playfully* This means you can't hold the chocolate kiss thing against me any more.
Zenith: [huffs and pouts] damn it. guess ill have to come up with a new method of getting you to kiss me.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You could ask like a normal human being? Like asking to have me around instead of getting injured.
Zenith: ....i. suppose i could do that.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's really a lot easier, wouldn't you think so?
Zenith: i guess so. less dangerous for my dick, anyways.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, it is a lot less dangerous for your dick. Which you've been keeping wrapped and cleaning on a daily basis, right?
Zenith: of course, nurse.
Zenith: wouldnt want it to drop off or anything
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's good to hear. I can't even imagine what you'd do if it did have to be amputated.
Zenith: cry, probably. have a funeral and everything.
Zenith: hundreds of men and women, weeping at the loss
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hundreds, eh?
Zenith: ....okay no, not that many
Zenith: i might be easy but im not a harlot
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'd hope. I mean, you could pick up some nasty things from that many people.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): How easy are you, anyway?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not as an insult, just curiosity.
Zenith: believe it or not i don't try to sleep with every person i meet
Zenith: i flirt a lot sure but its not like im gonna hop into bed with just about anyone
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? I'm glad to hear that.
Zenith: i do have standards, you know.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I figured you would.
Zenith: its just kind of difficult when everyone who happens to be around me at the time meets those standards
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): .....
Zenith: seriously everyone on this team is hot
Zenith: distracting.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Okay. So-- A person just has to be hot and you want to sleep with them?
Zenith: thats generally the first thing i look for, yeah
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Is there more to it, or is that just it?
Zenith: ...eeh, well, i guess they also have to not hate me?
Zenith: although i dont mind hate sex, now that i think about it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Huh. Do you flirt with me just for the hell of it, or do you actually want in my pants?
Zenith: ....um
Zenith: both?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well that clears up a lot.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I have learned a lot today.
Zenith: happy to clarify that for you then
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You should probably put pants on now though.
Zenith: [looks down at self] umm. yeah. good point.
Zenith: [runs off to get pants]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, you can be naked some other time, but now is definitely a bad time--
Zenith: [comes back with pants on. just pants.]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, you covered the important parts.
Zenith: (kade pls)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (At least he prioritized.)
Zenith: [shrugs] what can i say? i like walking around mostly naked.
Zenith: probably a side effect of being around joule.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Eh... That's a strange side effect to have on people.
Zenith: maybe. he does kinda make you wanna take all your clothes off for him, though.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I have yet to feel that way around him.
Zenith: eeh, maybe you will. maybe you wont. just saying.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Something tells me that I won't, merely because I would never put clothes on again if I ever felt like walking around without them.
Zenith: .....aand that's a bad thing?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I mean, I had problems keeping my clothes on until I was eight-- No, it's not really a bad thing, I just like to keep some mystery.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Even if you can tell my religion through my hero outfit.
Zenith: aaah. hm, i guess that makes sense.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, God, but there's probably some teen girl out there with posters of my crotch all over her walls. *Frowns* That's a disturbing thought.
Zenith: [snorts]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Time for a costume change--
Zenith: well, your hero outfit is pretty hot
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. It also disappears if I get too heated.
Zenith: ...does it come back?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The fabric can only stand certain temperatures for so long-- No, it doesn't.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It just burns right off, and I don't notice until its too late.
Zenith: [raises eyebrows]
Zenith: damn we gotta go on a mission sometime.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs* So I can accidentally burn my costume off for your viewing pleasure?
Zenith: ...uuuuh, well, when you put it like that....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): With that in mind, I'll probably subconsciously avoid burning it off now.
Zenith: aw darn.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not that I would ever burn it off on purpose, mind you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, maybe. I could if I had good reason--
Zenith: such as?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Um... *Frowns as he tries to think of a reason* Because... It's the only way to stop a villain be revealing the body that should belong to a sun god?
Zenith: you saying you have the body of a god now?
Zenith: [sniggers]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I take great pride in my physique.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm fucking hot.
Zenith: damn right you are, hot shot.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Plus, high metabolism, so muscle weight is the only way for me to keep any substantial weight on my body--
Zenith: that's....actually kinda interesting. how'd you keep yourself healthy if your metabolism is that fast?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I have to eat a lot, y'know high calories and carbs and stuff. Also, I can actually stop my metabolism, or something like that if it's a really sunny weak. All I really need is enough water and enough sun and I can go a week without eating and no weight loss.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): week*
Zenith: wait, you're like. solar powered?
Zenith: ...actually should have expected that. phoenix power. duh.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. My powers aren't so much fire based, more so actual sun spaced.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): based not spaced*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The fire powers are just a lot easier to use. *Shrugs*
Zenith: dude.
Zenith: that's awesome.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I guess it is-- I can do solar beams though. And it doesn't take a turn for me to recharge.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Pokemon reference-- Ahhahaha--)
Zenith: (omfg)
Zenith: what, like a charizard?
Zenith: (NERDS)
Jacquine: (cool nerds)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, like a Charizard. Though most people say stuff like venosaur. But considering y'know, able to fly, solar beams, fire attacks-- I'm a Charizard.
Zenith: exactly why i went for charizard.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's actually really cool that you did that thoug.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nerd.
Zenith: [snorts] you said solar beam first. nerd.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, what else can I call it? Super powerful sun attack?
Zenith: pfft, i guess you have a point.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Or I could call it that one attack from Dragonball, but no one would really understand that.
Zenith: what, like a spirit bomb?
Zenith: (i s2g i had to trawl my brain to remember which one used the sun)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, like a spirit bomb I guess. It's been like forever since I read the manga. *Shrugs, before blinking* I mean-- Something less nerdy.
Zenith: [laughs] man i havent read it since i was in highschool.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That makes you nerdier than me. I read them in junior high. *Grins cheekily, sticking his tongue out*
Zenith: oh pfft. fiiine.
Zenith: just so you know im actually proud to be a bigger nerd than you. [sticks tongue out back at him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know, technically, I'm bigger than you in all forms of the word. *Playfully pinches Kade's tongue* Don't stick yo' tongue out. It's rude.
Zenith: [snorts and slaps his hand away] not in all forms, i'd bet
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, in all forms. Unless you can think of one?
Zenith: yeah. bet my dick's bigger.
Zenith: (KADE PLS)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Snorts, trying to pass it off as a cold* Mm, yeah, no.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): cough not cold*
Zenith: mm, yeah, prove it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't really need to, considering I've already handled your dick and my own. But, if you really need the proof we can go somewhere more private and I can show you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He actually means that as innocently as possible--)
Zenith: ....are you being serious right now
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, you don't believe me. *Shrugs*
Zenith: okay fine, youre on. i need to see this dick for myself.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Alright. C'mon, to the bathroom then! And try not to drool too much! *starts off to the bathroom because he's going to prove he has a monster dick bigger one*
Zenith: [follows after him, trying not to actually run] no promises~
Zenith: (he totally has a monster dick doesnt he)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Rolls his eyes, but enters the bathroom and waits for Kade to enter before shutting the door and undoing his pants*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yeah. In order to make up for his shitty life, he's got a whopper.)
Zenith: (omfg thats amazing)
Zenith: (the one good thing in his life)
Zenith: [stares for a few seconds]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He gets light headed if aroused for too long, which is why he sets himself on fire because his brain isn't getting as much blood--)
Zenith: okay yeah that is way bigger
Zenith: how do you even fit it in your pants
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smirks, satisfied* Told you~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I wear very loose pants.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can never pull of skinny jeans.
Zenith: tch, yeah, you'd probably cut it off if you did.
Zenith: wow, you know, im not even mad about this
Zenith: im fine with you having a bigger dick than me
Zenith: totally fine
Zenith: [is still staring]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah? *Puts it away*
Zenith: [tries not to look disappointed]
Zenith: yup.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Goes to wash his hands chuckling* I'm glad my monster of a dick won't lead to any tensions between us.
Zenith: dont know about that, but definitely nothing bad.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Rolls his eyes as he dries off his hands* Well, try not to let all the fantasies ruin your actual sex life. I don't need someone angry at me because of my dick ruined them again.
Zenith: [sighs dramatically] i'll try not to pine after it too much.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It appreciates your efforts to move on and hopes you never forget about it. *Pauses, making a funny face* Okay, yeah, that was weird to say.
Zenith: [laughs] kinda. and dont worry about me forgetting about your giant dick, hot shot.
Zenith: that's not gonna be happening any time soon~ [heads for the door]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Glad to hear that? *Follows Kade out of the bathroom*

[Zenith]

Part 1. under a spoiler cause DAMN its long

LONG LIKE NATHAN'S DICK:

[Zenith]

there's a bit from the end missing but i got most of it.

obligatory dick joke:

[Zenith]

dick joke:

[Zenith]

d iCK JOOOOOKE:

[Zenith]

banana:

[Zenith]

what did you think the last one would be a dick joke or something:

[Zenith]

...lIKE NATHAN'S DICK:

[Zenith]

B):

[Griffin]

I'll just put this here because of Dax and Luca getting drunk and karaoke while the chat was pretty much empty. 

Griffin joined the chat
Plume joined the chat 5 seconds ago
Plume: ON OUR OWNN....
Griffin: PRETENDING THEY'RE BESIDE MEEEEE
Plume: ALL ALONE.. I WALK WITH THEM TILL MORNING....
Griffin: WITHOUT THEM... I FEEL THEIR ARMS AROUND MEeeeeee
Plume: AND WHEN I LOSE MY WAY I CLOSE MY EYESSSSSssS
Griffin: AND THEY HAVE FOUND MEEEeeEEE
Plume: IN THE RAIIIINNNN
Griffin: THE PAVEMENT SHINES LIKE SILVERRRRRR
Plume: ALL THE LIIIGHTS ARE MISTY IN THE RIVERRRRR
Griffin: IN THE DARKNESSSSS
Plume: THE TREES ARE FULL OF STARLIIIIGHTT
Griffin: AND ALL I SEE IS THEM AND ME FOREVER AND FOREVERRRRRRR
Plume: AND I KNOW... IT'S ONLY IN MY MIIIINNNDDD
Griffin: THAT I'M TALKING TO MYSELF AND NOT TO HIM
Griffin: them*
Griffin: (WOW)
Plume: GODDAMMIT DAX
Plume: YOU SHIT
Plume: YOU FUCKED IT UP
Plume: AND ALTHOUUUGHHHHH I KNOW THAT THEY ARE BLIIIIINDDD
Griffin: I'M SORRY LUCA BRO I'M SORRY
Plume: including u dax
Plume: ur fuckin blind
Griffin: :C
Griffin: STILL I SAY THERE'S A WAY FOR US
Plume: I LOVE THEM
Griffin: BUT WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVERRRRR
Plume: THEY ARE GONE.. THE RIVER'S JUST A RIVER
Griffin: WITHOUT THEM THE WORLD AROUND ME CHANGESSS
Plume: THE TREES ARE BARE AND EVERYWHERE THE STREETS ARE FULL OF STRANGERS....
Griffin: I LOVE THEM.... BUT EVERYDAY I'M LEARNINGGGG
Plume: ALL MY LIFE.... I'VE ONLY BEEN PRETENDING!!!!!
Griffin: WITHOUT ME.... THEIR WORLD WILL GO ON TURNINGGGGG
Plume: A WORLD THAT'S FULL OF HAPPINESS THAT I HAVE NEVER
Plume: KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN
Griffin: KNOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNN​
Griffin: I LOVE THEM
Plume: I LOVE HIM...
Griffin: WHO LUCA WHO
Plume: OH SHIT
Plume: FUCK
Plume: FUCK I
Plume: fuck
Plume: *THEM
Plume: FUCK
Griffin: I LOVE THEMMMMmmmm
Plume: BUT ONLY ON MY...
Griffin: oWNNNNNNNNNNNNnn
Plume: OOOOWWWNNNN
Plume: ok Dax you pick next song
Griffin: YOu"RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUEEEEE
Plume: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOUUUUU
Plume: ​
Griffin: YOu'D BE LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCHHHHHH
Plume: I WANNA HOLD YOUUU SO MUUCCHHH
Freefall joined the chat
Griffin: AT LONG LAST LOVE HAS ARRIVEDDDDDDD
Plume: ... hehe
Griffin: hi evan ehehe
Plume: AND I THANK GOODD I'M ALIVE
Plume: WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE!
Griffin: YOu'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUEEEEE
Griffin: (i imagine luca and dax drunk while doing this)
Freefall: this is the best thing I've ever walked in on on this chat
Plume: (karaoke nights)
Plume: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOUUUUU
Griffin: best bros)
Freefall: (yeeeeesss karaoke nights)
Griffin: PARDON THE WAY THAT I STAREEEEEE
Freefall: (I'm listening to a totally different song so I'll let you guys continue)
Plume: THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO COMPAAAREE
Griffin: THE SIGHT OF YOU LEAVES ME WEAK
Plume: THERE ARE NO WORDS LEFT TO SPEAAAK
Griffin: BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL
Plume: PLEASE LET ME KNOW THAT IT'S REAL
Griffin: YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUEEEE
Plume: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOUU....
Griffin: I NEED YOU, BABYYYY AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT
Freefall: I'm right here, Dax
Griffin: o-oh...
Plume: SHSHSHSshshshSHshSHHHH YOU CUT ME OFF
Plume: I NEED YOU BABYYY TO WARM THE LONELY NIGHT
Griffin: I LOVE YOU BABYYYYy
Plume: TRUST IN MEEE WHEN II SAAAAAYYYY
Griffin: OH PRETTY BABYYYYYY, DON'T BRING ME DOWN I PRAY
Plume: OH PRETTY BABBYY, NOW THAT I FOUND YOU STAAY
Plume: i need more gin
Griffin: AND LET ME LOVE YOU, BABY, LET ME LOVE YOUUuuuuuu
Freefall: ahahhahaah Plume please
Griffin: lucaaaaa
Plume: *drapes himself over Dax* YOU'RE JUST TOOOO GOOOOOOD TO BE TRUUUEEEEEEEE
Freefall: -just watching, amused-
Griffin: cAN"T TAKE MY EYES OFF YoooOOOUUUUU
Plume: YOU'D BE LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCHHH
Griffin: I WANNA HOLD YOU SOOoo MUCHHHHHH
Plume: AT LONG LAST LOVE HAS ARRIVED
Plume: (uughhhhh G&T is the best drink in the worldddddd)
Griffin: AND I THANK GOD I'M ALIVEEEEe
Freefall: -passes more G&Ts to both of them-
Griffin: yyyyEEeEEE
Plume: EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY​YY
Plume: YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOOD TO BE TRUE
Plume: EVAN YOU ANGEL
Griffin: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOUUUUU
Plume: I LOVE YOU BABYYYY AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIIIGHHT
Griffin: I NEED YOU BABY TO WARM THE LONELY NIGHTSSSSS
Plume: I LOVE YOU BABY, TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAAAYYYY
Griffin: OH PRETTY BABYYYYY, DOn'T BRING ME DOWN I PRAY
Freefall: you're welcome, just you know keep singing, it's great
Plume: OH PRETTY BABYYYY, NOW THAT I'VE FOUND YOU STAY
Griffin: AND LET ME LOVE YOUUUU, BABY, LET ME LOVE YOUUUuuuuuu
Plume: LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
Plume: OH BABY
Plume: EYAH
Griffin: YEAHHHHHhhhh

[Joule]

Pffffff perfect. We need a karaoke party.

[Zenith]

Joule: I have an idea for a game...
Zenith: (he would do well in eating contests)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): A game? What kind?
Joule: Put ice cream all over your body, and we'll see if I can lick it all off before it melts.
Copycat: [pls be like strip poker pls be like strip poker]
Knight: :^I
Copycat: [O HMY Go d]
Zenith: [snorts and then nearly chokes on his rice]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, how hard would you want the game to be? Because I can drop my external temperature to below zero, and I can also melt it instantly.
Joule: Except. Not ice cream. Uh. Frozen low fat yoghurt.
Zenith: nathan that's cheating
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That would be more acceptable than ice cream, yeah.
Joule: Mmm we can start from easy and grow hard by the end of it~
Copycat: [coughs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, I'm sure we can.
Zenith: oh my god.
Joule: [grin]
Zenith: [whispering to Cat] if they dont do it im gonna be very upset.
Joule: I think we should play this game~
Copycat: [whispers back] that wouldn't be fair
Zenith: (meanwhile, Knight is sitting quietly with her cookies, as far away from these four as possible. i assume.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Any time you feel up for it then. *Finishes off his meal happily*
Knight: yeS)
Zenith: [finishing off his rice] you should do it.
Zenith: like. now.
Joule: Oh I'm always up for it.
Copycat: I second that
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I kind of figured that would be your answer.
Joule: [also finishes his food - it took him a while even though it wasn't much]
Joule: [smirk]
Zenith: [starts on his gyoza. and the spring rolls. how is he eating all of this? we don't know. we may never know.]
Copycat: So, is this happening now? Because if it's not....
Joule: (He is magic that's how)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Shrugs*
Joule: I could use some dessert~
Knight: bottomless stomach)
Zenith: (kade can do disappearing acts with food)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan will probably come up with an equation to try and figure out how Kade eats so much.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, alright. If you wanna play it now, why not?
Zenith: yessssss, dinner and a show.
Joule: (~metabolism~)
Copycat: Exactly. Why not?
Zenith: (omg nathan)
Joule: Yesssss
Joule: [shoots up and disappears into the kitchen]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That was fast--
Joule: [comes up with a tub of frozen yoghurt. Because it's more healthy than ice cream]
Joule: I am prepared.
Copycat: [eats gyoza like its popcorn]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can tell. Uh... Where do you wanna play?
Joule: You don't understand how long I have been wanton to do this
Zenith: here do it here.
Joule: *wanting ahaha
Copycat: (F U CK)
Zenith: [shares his food with Cat]
Knight: punts joule off of the earth)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, really?
Zenith: (oh my god Joule)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Wanton works too, technically.)
Joule: (That was the best pun ever and it wasn't even intentional)
Copycat: (i c annot)
Knight: ,:^/ )
Joule: Here's good.
Joule: Now get naked
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Right. In a public area. Sure. Why not? *Starts by taking his shirt off*
Joule: It's just the sitting room it's fiiiine
Joule: [somewhere in the distance GG rubbing his hands watching the cameras]
Copycat: [somewhere meaning right there cat rubbing his hands watching]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, okay then..? *Takes the rest off the rest of his clothes* Ah, should I lay down somewhere, or what?
Zenith: [watches VERY intently]
Joule: Mmmm~ [arranges some pillows]
Joule: Here you go my dumpling~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods and positions himself, looking a bit more flustered in the face than normal*
Copycat: [you're flustered?? cat is bright fucking red]
Joule: [begins scooping up the ice cream- sorry frozen yoghurt - taking his time spreading it aaaall over Nathan's body]
Zenith: [has the biggest damn grin on his face]
Urban joined the chat
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Squirms slightly, biting his lower lip, not actually bothered by the cold*
Joule: (.... PFFFFF HI URBAN)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yo.)
Copycat: (heyyy)
Copycat: [surprised]
Zenith: (HEY URBAN WELCOME TO THE PARTY)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (You missed Chinese food!)
Zenith: (dont mind us me and cat are just watching joule lick yogurt off nathan)
Joule: (Yes but came at the best part)
Urban: hi guys))
Urban: im not even surprised ur incorrigible the lot of u ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan doesn't mean to wind up in these positions. He just does.)
Joule: How does that feel, Nathan...? [smirks, whispering close to his ear]
Zenith: oh jesus.[has stopped eating and is just staring]
Copycat: [hides behind kade, peering over his shoulder]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Lowers his regular body temperature slightly, since it's actually higher than the average person's* Um... Like I'm covered in frozen yoghurt.
Knight: hellO)
Joule: C'mon you gotta play along a bit dude.
Joule: [grin]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, it feels like I really want you to get this yoghurt off of my body.
Joule: You ready?~
Joule: (Nathan I have so much love for you)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods* Yeah. Hurry before it melts.
Joule: [runs his tongue across Nathan's chest]
Joule: Mmm delicious~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Shivers slightly at the sensation* Yeah?
Zenith: [bites his lip. hard]
Joule: Not sure which tastes better, the dessert or you~ [moves his tongue to his arms, leaving the rest of the chest for later]
Copycat: [clings to kade's clothes like a baby]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Flushes noticeably, closing his eyes and biting the inside of his cheek*
Knight: [whistles before returning to her fortunes.]
Zenith: (KNIGHT HAHA )
Joule: [licks it off his arms, all the way across his collarbone and up to his neck]
Joule: (Haha knight ily)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhh... *Squirms slightly at the sensation, trying to keep quiet*
Joule: [sucks on the spot slightly] Mmm it's persistent...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is dying of a whole bunch of conflicting emotions atm, ahahah.)
Zenith: (nathan you joined a sex cult)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Tilts his head, exposing his neck a little bit more* Persistent. Yeah...
Zenith: [makes an aroused noise in the back of his throat, biting his lip so hard it's a surprise it doesn't bleed]
Joule: [plants a small playful bite on his neck then sucks on it a little harder]
Joule: [Kade's noise does NOT go unnoticed]
Zenith: (huehueheuheueheheh)
Joule: (Then again Kade's ANYTHING does not go unnoticed bless u Nat)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhh haaa... *Tries his hardest not to squirm, choosing to bit his lower lip now*
Copycat: [8O]
Joule: [smirks and lowers his tongue back to his chest]
Zenith: [is currently exercising all of his self restraint to not put his hands down his own pants]
Joule: [has totally taken extra care to cover each nipple EQUALLY AND SYMMETRICALLY]
Joule: [and takes great pleasure in licking every last bit of yoghurt off]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hah... *Gasps slightly, feeling his face heat up in embarrassment and a whole flurry of emotions*
Joule: [finished with his chest, moves down to his stomach]
Joule: [tbh is in no hurry]
Copycat: [whimpers quietly into kade's shoulder]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Can't stop himself from giggling because he's actually really ticklish*
Zenith: jesus christ you two [reaches back to grab Cat's shirt with both hands so that he doesn't put them in his pants]
Joule: [chuckles against him]
Joule: [finishes with his stomach but instead of just licking lower, starts from the end of his legs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines slightly, because that's just cruel*
Joule: [saving the best part for last]
Joule: [the further up his legs he goes, the slower he licks]
Copycat: [srsly debating putting his own hands in kades pants tbh]
Joule: [Y E S]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines still, having to focus on lowering his body temperature, because Joule's really making him hot*
Joule: [smirks]
Zenith: [d o i t]
Joule: [licks pretty much eeeeverywhere but his penis]
Knight: how did chinese food become an orgy)
Zenith: (joule is involved thats how)
Joule: (YOURE ONE TO TALK)
Copycat: [hesitantly slides his hands down kade's chest]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhh... *Makes a sound of disappointment*
Joule: Mmm what's that Nathan?~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Pleeeeaaaaassssse. *Whines, squirming*
Joule: [Nathan. Just. Begged.]
Joule: .....
Joule: [kisses riiiiight next to it] please what, sweetheart?~
Copycat: [whines and pulls on kade's pants]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Please, just... Just do something! I-- I don't care what, just-- just something, please, Joule, please--
Zenith: [draws in a sharp breath, but doesn't protest] oh fuck- [decides to say fuck it to restraint and slides his hands down into Cat's pants]
Joule: Do something like what?~ [breathes out against his tip, voice oh so innocent]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh god, suck me off, take me. I-- I don't know. Something, just something. *Squirms, letting out pitiful whines*
Joule: [satisfied grin]
Copycat: [eagerly puts his hands in kade's pants to return the favor]
Joule: [licks off all the yogurt melting down]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhh~ *Lets his head rest back on the pillows, squeezing his eyes shut*
Joule: Mmm have to get aaaall I of it off...
Zenith: [bites down onto his lip to suppress a moan, fails completely, watching Nathan and Joule and slipping a hand between Cat's legs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah... All of it... Mmhm...
Joule: [takes him into his mouth, swallowing any remaining yoghurt down]
Copycat: [sucks on kade's neck, watching nathan and joule out of the corner of his eyes]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhha! *Lets out a groan in satisfaction*
Joule: [with his tongue makes sure that there isn't as much as a trace of it left]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums happily, running a hand through his own hair, messing it up*
Joule: [suddenly pulls away]
Joule: There we go, I win! ^^
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): huh? *Opens his eyes, blinking* What?
Zenith: [groans and then speaks through his teeth] Nat i am going to kill you if you dont keep going
Joule: I got rid of all the yoghurt~ [devilish grin]
Joule: Do you want me to keep going?~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, you did. *Pouts slightly, before nodding* Yeah, please...
Joule: If I must~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Don't make it sound like a chore...
Copycat: [starts undoing kade's pants because fuc k]
Knight: [shakes her head.]
Joule: [lowers his mouth over him again, pleased moan as he does so]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Moans softly, letting himself relax again*
Joule: Nathan it is my pleasure~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah-- Mine too~
Joule: [runs his hands down his hips, gripping him tight and pulling him in deeper]
Zenith: oh thank fuck- [undoes Cat's pants with his other hand so that he has more room in there]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hah... *Moans happily, licking his lips*
Joule: [presses his lips tighter against him as he moves his head]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Resists the urge to move his hips, biting down on his knuckle to try and stifle any sounds*
Joule: [oh you'll move them alright]
Joule: [remembers his physics about friction, and applies it to his lips]
Copycat: f-fuck me [puts one hand in kade's hair to pull on it lightly]
Joule: [it takes more effort on his part, but he can easily handle it~]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): O-oh.... *Groans, twitching slightly as he tries to keep himself from thrusting his hips upwards*
Joule: [moans with him in his mouth, and makes his throat vibrations feel three times stronger for him]
Zenith: [moans at the hair pulling, pushing Cat's pants down a bit and then sliding a finger into him] Nathan- Nathan take your damn knuckles out of your mouth
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, god, Joule... *Whines, removing his knuckle, mindlessly grabbing at the floor as his hips buck slightly*
Joule: [stares at Kade for a moment]
Joule: [good idea darling~]
Copycat: [pants and pulls kade's mouth to his own, moaning into the kiss]
Joule: [removes him from his mouth, resting his lips against his tip]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines at the loss, bucking his hips again*
Joule: [waits for a few moments, leaving him hanging, tracing a finger between his legs]
Joule: [suddenly takes him in as deep as he can handle, at the same time sliding a finger inside him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ah! *Lets out a loud moan in pleasure, arching his back at both of the sensations*
Joule: [oh so smug]
Zenith: [kisses back, watching the other two out of the corner of his eye, and grabs Cat's hand to make him wrap it around his dick]
Joule: [varies the temperature of his lips, just to tease him more, going from freezing cold to extremely hot within seconds]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines at the sensation of the quickly changing temperatures, actively having to try and keep himself from trying to match them*
Joule: [chuckles and keeps this up for a while longer, before settling for a comfortable warm temperature and picking up the pace, finger sliding deeper]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Groans in pleasure, trying to move his hips in both directions, unsure which one he actually likes more*
Copycat: [pushes kade's pants out of the way and happily lowers his mouth to kade's dick]
Joule: [forces a second finger in, moaning]
Joule: [glances at Kade again]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): O-oh, Joule... Mmm...
Joule: [god that's attractive]
Joule: [turns his attention back to Nathan, testing out how well friction and his tongue go]
Joule: [well. Very well.]
Zenith: ngh- aah- [tangles his fingers in Cat's hair, moaning loudly and sliding another finger into him]
Joule: [moans again in response to that sound]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines, wiggling in his spot again, panting lightly in pleasure*
Copycat: [sucks and moans against kade's dick]
Joule: [reaches over with his free hand, wrapping it around the lower part of his dick while he's sucking him off]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fu-uck. *Licks his lips, trying to keep his breathing even*
Joule: [hmmm how else could I use my powers...]
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Zenith: [isnt exercising any restraint at all any more, holding onto Cat's hair and rolling his hips as he moves his fingers in and out of him, not even caring about how much noise he's making]
Joule: [continues to experiment with different temperatures and friction, having way too much fun]
Joule: [tries a third finger]
Joule: [well doesn't try as much as force]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nn, Jooooule-- *Cries out slightly at the addition of a third finger, pushing his hips backwards* Oh, fuck, yeeeaaaah...
Joule: [can feel his own trousers are far, far too tight]
Joule: [and yes he is shirtless as always]
Copycat: Fuck this, j-just fuck me [cat pulls away from kade to undress him]
Joule: [takes the friction away from his lips and adds it to his fingers]
Zenith: 'kay- [needs absolutely no more convincing as he slams his mouth against Cat's and pulls the rest of his clothes off]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Shit, mm-- *Is just making random noises at this point, not caring about how loud he might be, just letting the pleasure roll over him*
Joule: [pulls his mouth away, but keeps fingering him, kissing up his chest and to his neck]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pants softly, exposing as much of his neck as possible* Ngh--
Joule: [sucks on it hard, leaving marks everywhere]
Copycat: [sucks on kade's mouth and kicks off his pants eagerly]
Joule: [kisses his jaw, then slides his tongue in Nathan's mouth]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Makes a soft noise of pleasure, running his own tongue along Joule's, wrapping his arms around the other's shoulders*
Joule: [moans against his lips, pushing hi fingers even deeper] N-Naaathan~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines softly, rolling his hips against Joule's fingers* Ah, mmmm, Joule--
Joule: [pulls away from the kiss, moving his lips over his dick again]
Zenith: [pins Cat to the floor with his body and mouth, spreading his legs and then wondering where the fuck his pants went]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahh, fuck... *Closes his eyes again, his breathing growing ragged* Ohhh, fuck me, ahhh--
Zenith: [because he's got a condom in his back pocket- he always does- and he's not stupid now where the fuck did they go]
Zenith: [oh found them.]
Copycat: [cat pulls impatiently on kade's hips, spreading his legs more]
Zenith: [very quickly finds and puts on the condom, before pulling Cat's legs around him and pressing into him, moaning loudly and glancing over at Joule and Nathan]
Copycat: [digs his nails into kade's back a little aggressively and arches his back]
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Zenith: [holds Cat's legs around himself and thrusts into him, kissing over his neck and biting the skin slightly]
Copycat: [lets his head fall back, sighing in pleasure]
Zenith: (guys. guys i think Joule fell asleep)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ah, I think that's a very likely possibility, ahaha.)
Zenith: (its like. 3am where they are i think? SORRY NATHAN)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter-- Ahahah.)
Copycat: (omg I'm sorry )
Knight was timed out
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I get to make Joule PE jokes from here on out.)
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Zenith: (oh my god im laughing so hard)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (We are all in agreement that Joule came in his pants and than promptly fell asleep, much to a disgruntled Nathan, yeah?)
Copycat: (YES oh my god)
Zenith: (yup. agreed. and kade and cat continued to fuck on the floor. paying him no sympathy)
Copycat: (im cackling im so sorry)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yup. So now Nathan is going to be fairly annoyed at Joule for a little while because he was really looking forward to whatever the hell was coming.)
Zenith: (he's gonna have to make it up to him)
Copycat: (which was obvs him)
Zenith: (HAHAHAA)
Copycat: (hurhg now I have to go eat dinner )
Copycat: (maybe chinese! )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Alright, have fun with your dinner! Don't fall asleep half way like Joule, ahaha.)
Copycat: (bbye guys lol)
Zenith: (byeeee enjoy~)
Zenith: [insert hot smut here in which kade fucks cat very hard and then they both pass out on the living room floor]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *And Nathan just kind of gets dressed and takes Joule to bed, tucking him, before going to take a nice long shower&
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): him in*
Zenith: (poor nathan. he got into something he didnt expect and got nothing for it)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yup. And this is why he sometimes acts like he has a dick up his ass-- because he didn't get anything else up there, ahaha.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): stick not dick*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He wishes it was a dick, ahahaha.)
Zenith: (PFFT OH MY GOD.)

[Zenith]

Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan's such a versatile person, and I love that, ahahhaa--)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (The one time he may have finally gotten around to bottoming again, and he's left disappointed, ahahah.)
Zenith: (awww nathan. we will make it up to you i promise)
Zenith: (kade's pretty versatile but is totally a massive sub at heart tbh)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan has periods where he wants to top of bottom, or where he switches between sub and dom. Like he can go from a power bottom to a submissive top in .03 seconds, ahaha.)
Zenith: (that's a pretty damn good talent you got there nathan)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (His life sucks, so we may as well give him some fun in the bedroom, amirite?)
Zenith: (yuup. gotta give him SOMETHING good at least)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yup. Being perfectly adaptable for all sexy time positions is the best he's gonna get.)
Zenith: (take what you can get, Nathan)
Joule: (GOD FUCKING TIME
Zenith: (HOLY SHIT)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (YOU LIVE!)
Joule: (I AM S O S O R R Y)
Zenith: (did you fall asleep was i right)
Joule: (Yes yes you were)
Zenith: (i feel proud of this)
Joule: (What did I miss)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ahahah, well, we decided Joule came prematurely in his pants and then fell asleep because you just vanished.)
Zenith: (a bit of kade and cat and then that yes.)
Zenith: (gonna have to make up for that one, Joule)
Joule: (Pfffff)
Joule: (Aw man Fucking time difference)
Zenith: ([pats u])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yeah, it sucks, but if you're tired you should go to bed.)
Joule: (IN A BITnotyet)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Pats* Stay strong then.)
Joule: [shoots up] IMMAWAKE
Joule: IWasntasleep
Zenith: (OMFG)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, raising an eyebrow* Really?
Joule: -___-
Zenith: (oh shit i cant breathe oh my god)
Joule: [really need to stop missing nights of sleep]
Joule: (I couldn't help myself.)
Zenith: (i am wh e e z i n g)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It sure did seem like you fell asleep. You okay?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Fffffffffff.)
Joule: Mhm... Yeah... Yeah not asleep... Nuh uh...
Joule: Where did your penis go why isn't it in my mouth
Zenith: [is totally out like a light, cuddling with Cat on the floor]
Zenith: (je su s ch r i st)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I'd imagine still in between my legs?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Unless it ran off.
Joule: [leans over to check for himself]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ....
Joule: [sleepy mutter] it better have not I was not done with it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's... It's still there, Joule. Don't worry.
Joule: Gooood
Joule: [still not really awake yet]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Maybe you should lay down, Joule. Get some rest.
Joule: Nonono I'm fine!!
Joule: [wobbles]
Zenith: (guys go join cat and kade in a cuddle pile)
Zenith: (its comfy and warm)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Are you sure? *Reaches out to place a hand on Joule to keep him steady* It's okay if you wanna go to sleep.
Joule: ....
Joule: N-no I. I don't wanna sleep [stubbornly] I don't. I don't want to.
Zenith: (nAT DONT DO THE THING)
Joule: ([laughs evilly >lol
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, maybe you should rest your eyes for a few minutes. Not fall asleep or anything; just relax for a few minutes.
Zenith: (DO N O T )
Joule: [sleepy mumble, already nodding off] will you stay...?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I will. If you want me to, that is.
Joule: Mhm... [nuzzles head against Natha's chest, leaning against him]
Zenith: (join the cuddle pile)
Joule: [mutters something about sleep being overrated anyway]
Joule: (I want to but Nat is not capable of moving much)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Wraps his arms around Joule, holding him close* Just rest for a few minutes... *Slowly increases his body temperature a few degrees, barely noticeable*
Joule: [falls asleep in his arms]
Zenith: (then i will do something about this MYSELF)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles softly, placing a kiss to the top of Joule's head* There you go... *Mumbles quietly*
Joule: (OKAY)
Zenith: [half wakes up and sees the two of them, then manages to drag himself and Cat over to them to form a cuddle pile]
Zenith: (THERE)
Joule: [doesnt have any nightmares]
Zenith: [GOOD]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Once he's sure everyone is comfortable, warm and safe, lets himself fall asleep as well*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Cuddle babies)
Joule: [one arm around Nathan, the other around Kade]
Joule: [sorry Cat]
Zenith: [its ok kade has made it so Cat is between him and Nathan so that he can get his arms around everyone]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pretty much the human furnace to make sure everyone stays warm, since there's only one person still wearing any clothing left, ahhah*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (So adorable.)
Joule: (There. Now. Now I can sleep)
Zenith: (yesss go to sleeeeeeep)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Alright, go get some sleep now then!)
Zenith: (i think i will actually its like 2am now)
Joule: (GOODNIIIIGHY)
Zenith: (GOOD NIGHT MY LOVES)

[Waistcoat]

Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Continues humming, continuing to make the webbing* So you got in my room. What is it that you really want?
Jacquine: *Turning to Knight, curtsying to her* I...take my leave...
Knight: [reaches up and pats jacquine's head.] i'll see you later. then.
Copycat: [shrugs]
Jacquine: *Winces at her touch* It...hurts...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Everything happens for a reason... *Frowns, pausing what he's doing to peer at Copy*
Knight: ...?
Copycat: [shrugs] I don't like my room.
Jacquine: I...I must go...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And my barren excuse of a room is better?
Knight: wait, if it hurts that bad, let's go to the medical facility or something.
Copycat: I'm not here for the room, dumbass.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The company is even worse, I hear.
Jacquine: No...I...I ne...ed to sleep...
Copycat: Where are you getting your intel?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Shrugs* I have my sources.
Knight: jacquine, don't be stubborn. you don't sound good.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Read: the voice in my head.)
Copycat: Your sources are shitty. Show me how to make the dream catchers.
Zenith: (Cat's way of dealing with people is my fave tbh)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sorry, but I really don't feel like it at the moment. *Hums*
Jacquine: *Holding a hand to her head* S'il vous....plaît...j'ai besoin...de dormir.
Copycat: [scoots closer] Why?
Knight: what is it? what's wrong?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Because the stars aren't in position.
Knight: just tell me already, and i'll get you something to help.
Zenith: (the stars. can't do it. not today.)
Copycat: What? Really?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Exactly.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Snorts, rolling his eyes* It's a thing. Road to El Dorado. Probably not the exact quote, but close enough.
Zenith: ([hi fives nathan])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Hi fives*)
Copycat: [ >:I ] Wow, great. Thanks. So, show me!
Jacquine: (Hhigh fives nathan and Zenith)*
Jacquine: (Love that film)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm not going to show you. Not right now. You didn't use your manners.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is actually probably very much like Miguel at the base of his character, ahahah.)
Jacquine: *Looking at Knight with pleading eyes* It...bu..rns...
Copycat: [flutters eyelashes] Please?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Now it's definitely a no.
Copycat: [pokes him] Show me.
Zenith: (c a t)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No.
Knight: then what are we still doing here? let's go, before it gets any worse. [grabs jacquines arm to lead her out of the kitchen.]
Jacquine: *A small drop of blood escapes her nose as she falls to the ground, passed out*
Copycat: [lays on him] Ughhh, whyyyy.
Zenith: ([fucking SCREECHES])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pushes Cat off, his brow furrowing* Don't do that.
Knight: !!
Knight: Fuck!
Copycat: Okay! No touching, I get it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's not that. I just don't like you slinging yourself over me. I don't know you well enough to be comfortable with that.
Copycat: Then get to know me?
Knight: [quickly kneels down to her side and checks her pulse.] jacquine? jacquine, talk to me. can you hear me?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And if I don't want to? *Raises an eyebrow*
Copycat: That's harsh.
Jacquine: *Doesn't respond*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums* I'm fire. I'm not supposed to be nice.
Zenith: (hhHHH i wanna stay and continue to lurk but i need to go to beeeeed)
Zenith: (cries night guys)
Copycat: (nighhht)
Jacquine: (night)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Night!)
Knight: ...damn it. hold on, i'll- i'll help you, just...hnngh...[attempts​ to give her a piggyback ride, but she's only so strong, so jacs legs drag on the ground behind her.]
Knight: night!)
Knight: [runs out of the kitchen.] guys...? where is everyone...?
Copycat: Fire is warm. And light. Not that bad.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And if you play with it, you get burned. It's bad enough I have to deal with Kade and on occasion Joule.
Copycat: You don't like me?
Knight: [yelling as loud as she can.] GUYS! JACQUINE NEEDS HELP! [breathes, and tries again. GUYS!
Knight: ]*
Jacquine: (I think I'm a masochist)
Jacquine: (Because I'm just enjoying this pain right now)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's not that, it's-- *Stands up hearing the shout, tossing aside the half finished dream catcher and rushing to the source of the shout*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Knight! What's going on?
Copycat: [chases after nathan]
Knight: [panting.] jacquine...said her head...was bothering her, and she passed out...!
Copycat: Where is she?
Knight: right here, but I...can't exactly carry her...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods and picks her up with ease* Jacquine?
Jacquine: *Mumbling between gentle snores*...crepe...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Crepe? *Raises an eyebrow, shaking his head* Right. *Begins toward the medical bay, hoping one of the doctors are still there*
Knight: [quickly follows after them.]
Copycat: [trails behind them.....nnot good with...bad stuff]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sets her down on one of the cots in the med bay, looking over her* How long has she been unconscious?
Knight: only a couple of minutes.
Copycat: [paces worriedly]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods, making sure Jacquine's head is elevated* See if you can find a doctor, someone.
Jacquine: (Can I do the doctor? feeling left out here...and kinda bad for worrying everyone)
Copycat: (if you like)
Jacquine: (Yeah)
Jacquine changed name to Doctor
Doctor: Hello
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): She passed out. She's been out for a few minutes, and apparently she was having a bad headache beforehand.
Doctor: *Looks at Nathan* I'm sorry, who is this?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): She's still capable of speech, since she mumbled something about crepes, so she didn't slip into that deep of an unconscious state-- Me or Jacquine?
Doctor: *Points to Jacquine* The girl.
Copycat: [annoyed grunt] Who cares? Take her blood pressure, check her pulse, do your job.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): She's Jacquine.
Knight: just hurry, please.
Doctor: *Ignoring Copycat he starts taking her pulse absentmindedly* Jacquine...as in Jacquine Delacrouix?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah.
Doctor: I see...
Doctor: *Turns to Everyone* Well, I can say she's asleep. So no need to worry.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Purses his lips, nodding* Alright. So mind telling us what's going on with our teammate?
Doctor: *Scratches head nervously* I can't say really....
Copycat: (didn't she bleed???)
Knight: what do you mean? her nose started bleeding, and she said her head burned!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Why not?
Doctor: How much did she bleed?
Knight: it...didn't look like much.
Doctor: *Nodding but looking in deep thought*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What's going on with her?
Copycat: [hovers over jacquine and checks her eyes + vitals himself]
Doctor: *Sighs* If it were anyone else I would say but as with Jacquine-Hey, don't touch that!
Knight: dr kitty is in the house)
Doctor: *Swats at Copycats*
Knight: 'that'?
Copycat: [swats back]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Are you not saying do to a confidentiality clause?
Doctor: (He means the vitals)
Doctor: *Still swatting at copycat* I said she's fine, dammit, just let he sleep
Doctor: her*
Copycat: If she's bleeding, she's not fine.
Copycat: Does anyone know the last time she ate or drank water?
Knight: no.
Doctor: Look *He grunts* Jacquine is a special case...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know, I'm going to get really pissed off if you're refusing to answer what is wrong with her if you're not under the oath of confidentiality, doc.
Copycat: Special case or not, blood is supposed to stay inside the body. Maybe we should start an IV?
Doctor: *Looks at Copycat* that won't be necessary
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What's going on with her?
Doctor: I'm under a different kind of "Oath" when it comes to Jacquine
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And what sort of oath is that?
Doctor: But I will say this....
Knight: [narrows her eyes at the doctor.] really?
Copycat: [frustrated sounds]
Doctor: When she wakes up don't mention anything about this
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fine. Just spill the beans already.
Doctor: And...try to watch what you say around her...
Doctor: That's all I can say, really....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Frowns* That's not much.
Copycat: Fuck you, you terrible excuse for a doctor.
Knight: some doctor you are.
Doctor: *has a look of regret on his face*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If that's all you have to say, then I'm going to leave now.
Doctor: Fine...
Knight: [settles down into a chair next to jacquine.] i'm staying until she wakes up.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums and walks off*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I gotta go for tonight, so night!)
Doctor: *to Nathan*Wait...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pauses* What?
Doctor: (Oh sorry)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (No, I wanna hear, go on. I can spare another moment!)
Doctor: *Rubbing* Just...be patient...okay.
Doctor: I'm sure at some point it will reveal itself...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hm. *Purses his lips and leaves*
Doctor: ...
Knight: 'it', huh...
Doctor: *Yells back at him* You better damn well not expect a Lollipop on your next visit!
Doctor: (I like this doctor)
Doctor: (Lets keep him)
Copycat: [flips off the doctor and leaves]
Doctor: *To Copycat* and a Vet for you!
Copycat: Fuck you, creep!
Knight: [clicks her tongue.] very professional.
Doctor: *Smirks* Not like you're any different. I save lives, you save lives.
Doctor: *Shrugs* Why should I act like any other doc?
Knight: [grimaces at him.] shut up. if you're not going to contribute anything helpful to jacquine's situation, then I think you're done here.
Doctor: *Sticks tounge out* Fine, but call me when she wakes up
Doctor: And remember what I said...
Knight: whatever. get lost already.
Knight: hmph.
Knight: [looks down at jacquine.] you'll be alright.
Doctor: *Going out the door* Actually *turning to knight*...What caused this?
Knight: too much negative commotion I suppose.
Doctor: Anything specific?
Knight: two douchebags arguing.
Knight: scared her a little bit.
Doctor: Hmm...I'll make a note
Doctor: *Leaves*
Knight: what kind of medical facility did GG leave for us exactly?
Knight: (and i must take my leave nOW)
Knight: goodnight!! )
Doctor: (Okay, goodnight!)
Copycat: (night!)
Doctor: (Looks like it's just you an me)
Copycat: (hey doc)
Doctor: (I wanna keep this guy)
Doctor: (He's fun)
Doctor: (Can we, please!)
Copycat: (SURe what do wanna do with him)
Doctor: (Well apart from being the mansions doctor)
Doctor: (Just someone that pops up every now an again)
Copycat: (You don't want to bang? lmao)
Copycat: (I'm jk)
Doctor: (But I like that he has a bit of sass in him)
Doctor: (Lets make him an alcoholic)
Doctor: (Well, not an alcoholic but he drinks on the job)
Doctor: How do you save conversations by the way?
Copycat: Uh, you
Copycat: click on Save/Print
Doctor: (Oh, I'm not preimium)
Doctor: (Ca't do it)
Copycat: (neither am I?)
Plume joined the chat
Doctor: weird...
Doctor: (Hello)
Copycat joined the chat
Plume: (HEY JAC)
Plume: ur jac right uhu)
Doctor: (I might be)
Copycat: (what happens when you click on it?)
Doctor: I get a list of different things
Doctor: like, page, format
Copycat: confused sounds
Copycat: Why dont you just copy/paste the whole thing
Doctor: I'll give it a shot

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